I haven't done this for a while, but a friend sent me an Urban Dictionary definition of my name earlier...
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I decided to search my own name, to see what I could find...
Here's one result:
2. DAN
What your girl be screamin' while you at work.
Ohhh DAN, DAN, your SO GOOD!
So - what's yours?
Or do you have any other funny Urban Dictionary definitions?
Funnily enough, one of my friends and I were on about this at school today in one of our free lessons. Anyway, without trying to sound arrogant or anything, but my definition pretty much sums me up....
(21 Oct 2013, 8:19 pm)Dan wrote [ -> ]Hi goober!
Hello (I could call you something but it would be quite inappropriate). A "goober" is apparently "a kind hearted, rather oblivious goofball". I'll take that as a compliment
andreos isn't defined!
Gutted!
I dont know how to take screenshots, so I am just copying and pasting, there were loads of definitions, I took the one I liked best lol
DAVID
21. David
Sexiest man in the world. Has the perfect cock. AWESOME IN BED! People always say i just had sex with David and i orgasmed like 20 times. David is the best guy in the world compared to all other guys. David gets all the girls
David
mark as favorite buy david mugs & shirts
awesome alarming astonishing awe-inspiringawful beautiful
by sexGod12321233 Jan 09 add a video add an image
My surname however
1.forster
depressed, emo, smitten, struck, down
A: "Oh no, my girlfriend left me! I want to kill myself!"
B: "Dude, quit being so forster already."
forster
a whimpy person, which keeps crying and complaining about how terrible their life is, although they are better off than anyone else around them, e.g. having hiphop-gangsta-playa-style clothes bought for them by their mother which are worth several hundred dollars, a suit for several hundred dollars, a macbook for several thousand dollars, have had a married five year older girlfriend who allowed them to have analsex with her all the time, spend most of the time smoking best quality weed while everyone else is forced to smoke cheap pot while not willing to share it, have got busted while driving their car stoned and drunk several times withouth having to lose their driving license because their mother knew the local police chief, and so on.
a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you.
synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot
the sun does not shine today. damn i feel so forster.
On the one hand I have the perfect penis, I am like Lord Flashheart from Blackadder, I can make girls orgasm on command pretty much, but my surname says I am a wimpy little faggot, lol
It's rubbish but true for me :s
(08 Jul 2016, 9:21 pm)NK53 TKT wrote [ -> ]It's rubbish but true for me :s
I had a great uncle Jack. Might have been my favourite not immediate relative ever. Used to show me the rail tracks up his abdomen and chest where he'd had heart surgery and always have a story to tell
Big'un shares his name with an MP. Thankfully, one I have a bit of time for!
This one probably sums me up reasonably well.
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This one amused me. [emoji23]
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(08 Jul 2016, 11:05 pm)BusLoverMum wrote [ -> ]Big'un shares his name with an MP. Thankfully, one I have a bit of time for!
I take it you're not referring to Mr Wilson then?
