Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*
Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*
(21 Mar 2015, 4:00 pm)aureolin Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "Suspicious car".
Apparently it had tax and insurance and the radio was still in it.
A man phones the police and says there is a man braking into his shed.
The police replay saying "Sorry but we have no officers available."
The man phones them up 5 minutes later saying he has murdered the men breaking into his shed.
The police raced to his house and the man showed them his shed, and one policeman said "I thought you said you'd killed someone in here" and the man replied "I thought you said you had no police officers available"
Rubbish joke about Arriva - please do not click the link below if you are easily offended or are allergic to the type of bus. I do not claim responsibility of any deaths or injuries that by clicking on the below link may occur.
See first result that shows up
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=arriva+crap+buses&client=safari&hl=en-gb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=-E4QVZa8Osu07gb05ICYBQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=672
Bit racist...(got a few of them!)...
What's the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a shop without Robin.
I'd like to see Tyne and Wear expand to include Tees. Would then be Tyne, Wear and Tees. TWAT.
Thought about a joke relating to this photo on my Flickr
https://www.flickr.com/photos/127079988@...otostream/
I want to put something like "pandas are an unusual sight in Middlesbrough although black eyes aren't"
Obviously I can't put that on my Flickr.
(23 Mar 2015, 8:37 pm)MarcTheA4 I'd like to see Tyne and Wear expand to include Tees. Would then be Tyne, Wear and Tees. TWAT.
Relevant to the discussion in the TV thread, but the Tweet from Terry made me laugh:
Louise Mensch @LouiseMensch
Britain has got so pathetically wimpy #Clarkson
terry christian @terrychristian
@LouiseMensch s terrible that the day has come when a wealthy powerful person can't just hit some peasant and get away with it #clarkson
(26 Mar 2015, 6:03 pm)leestransportphotos Man walked into a library and asked for a book about UKIP.... The librarian said "Get the fuck out' the bloke responds "That's the one"
A collection of some of the best books never written
20 years in the saddle by Major Bumsore
Korean Paedophilia by Fuk Em Yung
Diary of a Russian Breast Surgeon by Dr Rippatitov
Yougoslavian Kerb Crawlers by Mr Onyackyabic
Americas Longest Rover by Misses Hippy
Bubbles in the Bathtub by Wynn D Bottom
Slap me Silly by Big Joe Billy.
