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What's annoying you today? V2

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MrFozz
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23 Jan 2015, 9:25 am
(23 Jan 2015, 9:21 am)Tommy_1581 Fozz - they've probably bumped up security as well, and signs saying "Fozz, Go Home and Be Sober".
They dont need to...I rarely drink these days, cut down in 2003 when I was a borderline alcoholic
MrFozz
23 Jan 2015, 9:25 am #1721

(23 Jan 2015, 9:21 am)Tommy_1581 Fozz - they've probably bumped up security as well, and signs saying "Fozz, Go Home and Be Sober".
They dont need to...I rarely drink these days, cut down in 2003 when I was a borderline alcoholic

23 Jan 2015, 9:26 am
And also why did you drink helium, Fozz?
omnicity4659
23 Jan 2015, 9:26 am #1722

And also why did you drink helium, Fozz?

3977
23 Jan 2015, 9:29 am
Can you drink helium? As it's a gas, it would have to be quite cold to liquify - the kind of temperature we don't experience normally within our weather patterns on Earth, and one that would be extremely hazardous to our health.
MurdnunoC
23 Jan 2015, 9:29 am #1723

Can you drink helium? As it's a gas, it would have to be quite cold to liquify - the kind of temperature we don't experience normally within our weather patterns on Earth, and one that would be extremely hazardous to our health.

MrFozz
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23 Jan 2015, 9:30 am
(23 Jan 2015, 9:26 am)Tommy_1581 And also why did you drink helium, Fozz?
Ya can't drink helium

It is a gas, sucked from a canister or balloon...Makes your voice very high nd squeaky
MrFozz
23 Jan 2015, 9:30 am #1724

(23 Jan 2015, 9:26 am)Tommy_1581 And also why did you drink helium, Fozz?
Ya can't drink helium

It is a gas, sucked from a canister or balloon...Makes your voice very high nd squeaky

23 Jan 2015, 9:36 am
Shows me what I know about helium. Never 'sucked' it before, but I won't want to.
omnicity4659
23 Jan 2015, 9:36 am #1725

Shows me what I know about helium. Never 'sucked' it before, but I won't want to.

MrFozz
Marxista Fozzski
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23 Jan 2015, 9:36 am
Watch this video Tommy...What helium does to your voice

Jimmy Fallon interviewing Morgan Freeman and there both sucking helium

MrFozz
23 Jan 2015, 9:36 am #1726

Watch this video Tommy...What helium does to your voice

Jimmy Fallon interviewing Morgan Freeman and there both sucking helium

23 Jan 2015, 9:39 am
Haha, LOL! Big Grin
omnicity4659
23 Jan 2015, 9:39 am #1727

Haha, LOL! Big Grin

23 Jan 2015, 12:10 pm
Even though this bus will get me there with five minutes to spare... there's one small problem...
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omnicity4659
23 Jan 2015, 12:10 pm #1728

Even though this bus will get me there with five minutes to spare... there's one small problem...

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10979
24 Jan 2015, 4:54 pm
MY KNEE HURTS!!!

thanks Arriva for allocating a shitty Dart to the X24 I look forward to limping home in the dark... Again!
Jimmi
24 Jan 2015, 4:54 pm #1729

MY KNEE HURTS!!!

thanks Arriva for allocating a shitty Dart to the X24 I look forward to limping home in the dark... Again!

MrFozz
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24 Jan 2015, 5:09 pm
(24 Jan 2015, 4:54 pm)Jimmi MY KNEE HURTS!!!

thanks Arriva for allocating a shitty Dart to the X24 I look forward to limping home in the dark... Again!
Some buses can ruin my back and neck at times, lost count of how many times a bus has nearly crippled me...

NOTE TO MODS

Can we rename this threads title to The Victor Meldrew Academy of moans and groans Tongue
MrFozz
24 Jan 2015, 5:09 pm #1730

(24 Jan 2015, 4:54 pm)Jimmi MY KNEE HURTS!!!

thanks Arriva for allocating a shitty Dart to the X24 I look forward to limping home in the dark... Again!
Some buses can ruin my back and neck at times, lost count of how many times a bus has nearly crippled me...

NOTE TO MODS

Can we rename this threads title to The Victor Meldrew Academy of moans and groans Tongue

24 Jan 2015, 5:13 pm
(24 Jan 2015, 5:09 pm)MrFozz Some buses can ruin my back and neck at times, lost count of how many times a bus has nearly crippled me...

NOTE TO MODS

Can we rename this threads title to The Victor Meldrew Academy of moans and groans Tongue

Those Darts 1301-1315 are absolutely bastards...can't stand the legroom. Jimmi - my sympathies. Smile
R852 PRG
24 Jan 2015, 5:13 pm #1731

(24 Jan 2015, 5:09 pm)MrFozz Some buses can ruin my back and neck at times, lost count of how many times a bus has nearly crippled me...

NOTE TO MODS

Can we rename this threads title to The Victor Meldrew Academy of moans and groans Tongue

Those Darts 1301-1315 are absolutely bastards...can't stand the legroom. Jimmi - my sympathies. Smile

10979
24 Jan 2015, 5:18 pm
(24 Jan 2015, 5:13 pm)MarcTheA4 Those Darts 1301-1315 are absolutely bastards...can't stand the legroom. Jimmi - my sympathies. Smile

I had to ride them at least twice a week every week for 18 months so you can understand why I hate them so much! Also feel sorry for the drivers who have to drive them.
Jimmi
24 Jan 2015, 5:18 pm #1732

(24 Jan 2015, 5:13 pm)MarcTheA4 Those Darts 1301-1315 are absolutely bastards...can't stand the legroom. Jimmi - my sympathies. Smile

I had to ride them at least twice a week every week for 18 months so you can understand why I hate them so much! Also feel sorry for the drivers who have to drive them.

24 Jan 2015, 5:20 pm
Got charged £2.70 for Gateshead-Metrocentre because I didn't have the Key. So much for jobsworths.
omnicity4659
24 Jan 2015, 5:20 pm #1733

Got charged £2.70 for Gateshead-Metrocentre because I didn't have the Key. So much for jobsworths.

Dan
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24 Jan 2015, 5:24 pm
(24 Jan 2015, 5:20 pm)Tommy_1581 Got charged £2.70 for Gateshead-Metrocentre because I didn't have the Key. So much for jobsworths.

Did you forget your Get Around Key Card? The journey would have cost 90p, if you had it...
Dan
24 Jan 2015, 5:24 pm #1734

(24 Jan 2015, 5:20 pm)Tommy_1581 Got charged £2.70 for Gateshead-Metrocentre because I didn't have the Key. So much for jobsworths.

Did you forget your Get Around Key Card? The journey would have cost 90p, if you had it...

24 Jan 2015, 5:26 pm
What Get Around Key card? Is GNE fucking up the child fares now?
omnicity4659
24 Jan 2015, 5:26 pm #1735

What Get Around Key card? Is GNE fucking up the child fares now?

24 Jan 2015, 5:28 pm
(24 Jan 2015, 5:26 pm)Tommy_1581 What Get Around Key card? Is GNE fucking up the child fares now?

I'm not 100% sure if we're on the same page as you.

Every single fare with a Get Around Key Card is 90 pence. A child fare is also 90p - I think you need to be under 11 to qualify for it. Under 5s travel free.
R852 PRG
24 Jan 2015, 5:28 pm #1736

(24 Jan 2015, 5:26 pm)Tommy_1581 What Get Around Key card? Is GNE fucking up the child fares now?

I'm not 100% sure if we're on the same page as you.

Every single fare with a Get Around Key Card is 90 pence. A child fare is also 90p - I think you need to be under 11 to qualify for it. Under 5s travel free.

Dan
Site Administrator
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24 Jan 2015, 5:32 pm
(24 Jan 2015, 5:26 pm)Tommy_1581 What Get Around Key card? Is GNE fucking up the child fares now?

There's only one Get Around Key Card available, and it's been around for a number of years now...
http://www.simplygo.com/getaround-under18/

You can order a Key Card for free online (no handing letters in, no paying £5 or whatever you have to do for Arriva) and then you'll qualify for the 90p off-peak journeys. It's always off-peak in T&W I believe, but there are peak times in Northumberland.
Dan
24 Jan 2015, 5:32 pm #1737

(24 Jan 2015, 5:26 pm)Tommy_1581 What Get Around Key card? Is GNE fucking up the child fares now?

There's only one Get Around Key Card available, and it's been around for a number of years now...
http://www.simplygo.com/getaround-under18/

You can order a Key Card for free online (no handing letters in, no paying £5 or whatever you have to do for Arriva) and then you'll qualify for the 90p off-peak journeys. It's always off-peak in T&W I believe, but there are peak times in Northumberland.

MrFozz
Marxista Fozzski
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24 Jan 2015, 5:40 pm
One of my favourite Victor Meldrew scenes...

Stuck in a traffic jam, Victor sticks a casette in and gets a surprise...

The Victor Meldrew Honda Song

MrFozz
24 Jan 2015, 5:40 pm #1738

One of my favourite Victor Meldrew scenes...

Stuck in a traffic jam, Victor sticks a casette in and gets a surprise...

The Victor Meldrew Honda Song

24 Jan 2015, 5:53 pm
I've always got on GNE buses for 90p without using the Key, it's only today that the driver charged me £2.70.
omnicity4659
24 Jan 2015, 5:53 pm #1739

I've always got on GNE buses for 90p without using the Key, it's only today that the driver charged me £2.70.

24 Jan 2015, 5:54 pm
(24 Jan 2015, 5:53 pm)Tommy_1581 I've always got on GNE buses for 90p without using the Key, it's only today that the driver charged me £2.70.

How old are you again? If you're under the age for a half, you are kind of a fare evader. Tongue

Nah I'm just kidding, I don't know the ins and outs of it all.

I would recommend getting a Key though.
R852 PRG
24 Jan 2015, 5:54 pm #1740

(24 Jan 2015, 5:53 pm)Tommy_1581 I've always got on GNE buses for 90p without using the Key, it's only today that the driver charged me £2.70.

How old are you again? If you're under the age for a half, you are kind of a fare evader. Tongue

Nah I'm just kidding, I don't know the ins and outs of it all.

I would recommend getting a Key though.

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