(03 Jan 2015, 3:02 pm)Dan The ghastly odour from a man who named himself 'Metallica' on the X66 earlier. Plenty free seats, but he decided to sit next to me. All the way from Darlo to Stockton.
Was on the 29 earlier, group of teenagers got on Castletown, as the bus was going up North Hylton Road one of the lads farted, the silent type, the dead rat up the arse type...
One of those farts where you think 'for gods sake don't breath through your nose'
The Third Reich would have been proud of that gas output.
Was funny when his mate said 'Fuck me, you cant fart like that on a bus'
I personally thinking 'check your kegs for skid marks' or to make sure you aint followed through and shit your kegs
