(09 Jan 2015, 5:57 pm)MrFozz Placement???
I once got a sicknote to stay off school on the advice of a psychiatrist.
Because of my circumstances back then I believe I was an easy target, teachers were worse bullies than some of the bullies themselves, the deputy head was the worst,
1. He never forgave me for accidently throwing a snowball on his head when I was 13...I swear to god it really was accidental
2. He caught me fighting and backed me to the wall and said 'How would you like it if I kick the shit out of you'
3. I was sent out of a business studies class, he screamed at me, again right in my face, being an emotional person who can be brought to tears, he saw I was about to start crying 'What gonna do David, play your usual game', I said 'What game is that sir' to which he replied 'Are you going to run away, go to your Social Worker and tell her the big nasty man has made you cry, why dont you try and overdose David, I heard that normally works for sympathy'. I ran from school with the deputy head chasing me all over Easington Village saying sorry for going too far, I did just that, went down the overdose route 
4. He once told my mother that 'Being the class idiot, he is bound to bullied
I also set my school uniform on fire after a blazing row...
And, I embarrassed my head of year when we got our record of achievement presented, A young Newcastle Falcons player(Either Jonny Wilkinson or Hall Charlton(who was 2 years above in Chorister School)) when my HOY announced my name he made a point of mentioning it was my birthday, said 'Many Happy Returns Son' offered his hand to shake, I offered my hand and pulled away at the last second in front of the whole year group, he was none too pleased... 
He sounds like a right prat. You've certainly gone through worse than what I've gone through. I've already gone through six schools (2 first schools, 3 special schools, 1 home-tutoring, 1 autism school and 2 tuition sessions a week.) Social services are right bellends, the rest bite carers follow me around fucking everywhere and want me to do chores like washing their cars, collecting sand from the beach, printing photos of buses (sadly Tommy's Photos Copyright Act 2014 prohibits that!
), printing photos of me out so they can put it on the wall etc. (also photos of my face is prohibited unless on a bus, train or Metro) all to EARN a trip to York. Fucking bellends.
I would have set all my schools on fire if I had a chance.
