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Dan

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18,100
21 Oct 2013, 7:29 pm #1
I haven't done this for a while, but a friend sent me an Urban Dictionary definition of my name earlier...
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I decided to search my own name, to see what I could find...
Here's one result:

Quote:2. DAN
What your girl be screamin' while you at work.
Ohhh DAN, DAN, your SO GOOD!

So - what's yours?
Or do you have any other funny Urban Dictionary definitions? Big Grin
Dan
21 Oct 2013, 7:29 pm #1

I haven't done this for a while, but a friend sent me an Urban Dictionary definition of my name earlier...
[Image: 1375730_384733301658600_1837461990_n.jpg]

I decided to search my own name, to see what I could find...
Here's one result:

Quote:2. DAN
What your girl be screamin' while you at work.
Ohhh DAN, DAN, your SO GOOD!

So - what's yours?
Or do you have any other funny Urban Dictionary definitions? Big Grin

Adam



717
21 Oct 2013, 8:14 pm #2
Funnily enough, one of my friends and I were on about this at school today in one of our free lessons. Anyway, without trying to sound arrogant or anything, but my definition pretty much sums me up....
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Adam
21 Oct 2013, 8:14 pm #2

Funnily enough, one of my friends and I were on about this at school today in one of our free lessons. Anyway, without trying to sound arrogant or anything, but my definition pretty much sums me up....

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Dan

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21 Oct 2013, 8:19 pm #3
Hi goober! Big Grin
Dan
21 Oct 2013, 8:19 pm #3

Hi goober! Big Grin

Adam



717
21 Oct 2013, 8:27 pm #4
(21 Oct 2013, 8:19 pm)Dan Hi goober! Big Grin

Hello (I could call you something but it would be quite inappropriate). A "goober" is apparently "a kind hearted, rather oblivious goofball". I'll take that as a compliment Undecided
Adam
21 Oct 2013, 8:27 pm #4

(21 Oct 2013, 8:19 pm)Dan Hi goober! Big Grin

Hello (I could call you something but it would be quite inappropriate). A "goober" is apparently "a kind hearted, rather oblivious goofball". I'll take that as a compliment Undecided

Andreos1



14,155
21 Oct 2013, 8:44 pm #5
andreos isn't defined!

Gutted!

'Illegitimis non carborundum'
Andreos1
21 Oct 2013, 8:44 pm #5

andreos isn't defined!

Gutted!


'Illegitimis non carborundum'

MrFozz

Marxista Fozzski

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22 Oct 2013, 8:14 am #6
I dont know how to take screenshots, so I am just copying and pasting, there were loads of definitions, I took the one I liked best lol

DAVID

21. David

Sexiest man in the world. Has the perfect cock. AWESOME IN BED! People always say i just had sex with David and i orgasmed like 20 times. David is the best guy in the world compared to all other guys. David gets all the girls

David

mark as favorite buy david mugs & shirts

awesome alarming astonishing awe-inspiringawful beautiful 
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My surname however

1.forster

depressed, emo, smitten, struck, down

A: "Oh no, my girlfriend left me! I want to kill myself!" 
B: "Dude, quit being so forster already." 

forster

a whimpy person, which keeps crying and complaining about how terrible their life is, although they are better off than anyone else around them, e.g. having hiphop-gangsta-playa-style clothes bought for them by their mother which are worth several hundred dollars, a suit for several hundred dollars, a macbook for several thousand dollars, have had a married five year older girlfriend who allowed them to have analsex with her all the time, spend most of the time smoking best quality weed while everyone else is forced to smoke cheap pot while not willing to share it, have got busted while driving their car stoned and drunk several times withouth having to lose their driving license because their mother knew the local police chief, and so on. 

a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you. 

synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot

the sun does not shine today. damn i feel so forster.

On the one hand I have the perfect penis, I am like Lord Flashheart from Blackadder, I can make girls orgasm on command pretty much, but my surname says I am a wimpy little faggot, lol
MrFozz
22 Oct 2013, 8:14 am #6

I dont know how to take screenshots, so I am just copying and pasting, there were loads of definitions, I took the one I liked best lol

DAVID

21. David

Sexiest man in the world. Has the perfect cock. AWESOME IN BED! People always say i just had sex with David and i orgasmed like 20 times. David is the best guy in the world compared to all other guys. David gets all the girls

David

mark as favorite buy david mugs & shirts

awesome alarming astonishing awe-inspiringawful beautiful 
by sexGod12321233 Jan 09 add a video add an image

My surname however

1.forster

depressed, emo, smitten, struck, down

A: "Oh no, my girlfriend left me! I want to kill myself!" 
B: "Dude, quit being so forster already." 

forster

a whimpy person, which keeps crying and complaining about how terrible their life is, although they are better off than anyone else around them, e.g. having hiphop-gangsta-playa-style clothes bought for them by their mother which are worth several hundred dollars, a suit for several hundred dollars, a macbook for several thousand dollars, have had a married five year older girlfriend who allowed them to have analsex with her all the time, spend most of the time smoking best quality weed while everyone else is forced to smoke cheap pot while not willing to share it, have got busted while driving their car stoned and drunk several times withouth having to lose their driving license because their mother knew the local police chief, and so on. 

a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you. 

synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot

the sun does not shine today. damn i feel so forster.

On the one hand I have the perfect penis, I am like Lord Flashheart from Blackadder, I can make girls orgasm on command pretty much, but my surname says I am a wimpy little faggot, lol

Tom



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22 Oct 2013, 12:15 pm #7
Hmm... Smile
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22 Oct 2013, 12:15 pm #7

Hmm... Smile

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08 Jul 2016, 9:15 pm #8
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08 Jul 2016, 9:15 pm #8

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08 Jul 2016, 9:21 pm #9
It's rubbish but true for me :s
NK53 TKT
08 Jul 2016, 9:21 pm #9

It's rubbish but true for me :s

BusLoverMum



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08 Jul 2016, 11:05 pm #10
(08 Jul 2016, 9:21 pm)NK53 TKT It's rubbish but true for me :s

I had a great uncle Jack. Might have been my favourite not immediate relative ever. Used to show me the rail tracks up his abdomen and chest where he'd had heart surgery and always have a story to tell Big Grin

Big'un shares his name with an MP. Thankfully, one I have a bit of time for!
BusLoverMum
08 Jul 2016, 11:05 pm #10

(08 Jul 2016, 9:21 pm)NK53 TKT It's rubbish but true for me :s

I had a great uncle Jack. Might have been my favourite not immediate relative ever. Used to show me the rail tracks up his abdomen and chest where he'd had heart surgery and always have a story to tell Big Grin

Big'un shares his name with an MP. Thankfully, one I have a bit of time for!

09 Jul 2016, 3:18 pm #11
(08 Jul 2016, 11:05 pm)BusLoverMum I had a great uncle Jack. Might have been my favourite not immediate relative ever. Used to show me the rail tracks up his abdomen and chest where he'd had heart surgery and always have a story to tell Big Grin

Big'un shares his name with an MP. Thankfully, one I have a bit of time for!

DisgustingRolleyes
NK53 TKT
09 Jul 2016, 3:18 pm #11

(08 Jul 2016, 11:05 pm)BusLoverMum I had a great uncle Jack. Might have been my favourite not immediate relative ever. Used to show me the rail tracks up his abdomen and chest where he'd had heart surgery and always have a story to tell Big Grin

Big'un shares his name with an MP. Thankfully, one I have a bit of time for!

DisgustingRolleyes

Jimmi



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09 Jul 2016, 5:11 pm #12
This one probably sums me up reasonably well.
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This one amused me.
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Jimmi
09 Jul 2016, 5:11 pm #12

This one probably sums me up reasonably well.
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This one amused me.
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Adrian



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09 Jul 2016, 5:27 pm #13
(08 Jul 2016, 11:05 pm)BusLoverMum Big'un shares his name with an MP. Thankfully, one I have a bit of time for!

I take it you're not referring to Mr Wilson then?  Tongue

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Adrian
09 Jul 2016, 5:27 pm #13

(08 Jul 2016, 11:05 pm)BusLoverMum Big'un shares his name with an MP. Thankfully, one I have a bit of time for!

I take it you're not referring to Mr Wilson then?  Tongue


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10 Jul 2016, 11:38 am #14
(09 Jul 2016, 5:11 pm)Jimmi This one probably sums me up reasonably well.
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This one amused me.
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More decent than me then Wink Tongue
NK53 TKT
10 Jul 2016, 11:38 am #14

(09 Jul 2016, 5:11 pm)Jimmi This one probably sums me up reasonably well.
[Image: 8b96588edccbc4494ff74b027b19f566.jpg]

This one amused me.
[Image: 0baeff3318f8f352f45071c086bb594b.jpg]

More decent than me then Wink Tongue

 
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