Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*
Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
(13 Oct 2014, 8:34 pm)Robert Whey man, those a perfectly good jokes and tbh, a few of them made me giggle slightly.
(13 Oct 2014, 8:37 pm)marxistafozzski Went to the docs yesterday and he said 'I have some good news and bad news...The bad news is you have cancer', I said 'what is the good news then' the doctor said 'your going to save a few quid on haircuts'
(13 Oct 2014, 8:37 pm)marxistafozzski Went to the docs yesterday and he said 'I have some good news and bad news...The bad news is you have cancer', I said 'what is the good news then' the doctor said 'your going to save a few quid on haircuts'
(13 Oct 2014, 8:47 pm)Robert Aww thats bad! Must admit, i like the Dr who version of the 'Knock Knock' joke. Great for confusing and winding people up!
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(13 Oct 2014, 8:47 pm)Robert Aww thats bad! Must admit, i like the Dr who version of the 'Knock Knock' joke. Great for confusing and winding people up!
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(13 Oct 2014, 8:49 pm)Marcus Aye, I heard a pretty shocking one today at school. As Ebola is a pretty serious issue at the minute, and nobody at school is really taking it seriously, I heard a group of Year 11s saying;
Why did the chicken cross the road
To avoid contracting Ebola
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(13 Oct 2014, 8:49 pm)Marcus Aye, I heard a pretty shocking one today at school. As Ebola is a pretty serious issue at the minute, and nobody at school is really taking it seriously, I heard a group of Year 11s saying;
Why did the chicken cross the road
To avoid contracting Ebola
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A White Horse walks into a bar...
Barman: Did you know theres a whiskey named after you
Horse: What...Dobbin
Two lumps of puke is walking down the road, on seeing an alleyway suddenly one gets very emotional and starts to cry, his mate asked what was the matter, to which he said 'this brings back memories, I was brought up just down there'
Remember when David and Victoria Beckham had there first child, they named him Brooklyn, as that is where he was concieved, if my folks went down that route I would have been Back Alley Forster
(13 Oct 2014, 9:01 pm)Dan The running 'joke' at my school (and others) is when a teacher asks why a student is absent when marking the register... The typical response is, "They've got Ebola."
(13 Oct 2014, 9:01 pm)Dan The running 'joke' at my school (and others) is when a teacher asks why a student is absent when marking the register... The typical response is, "They've got Ebola."
(13 Oct 2014, 9:07 pm)Robert Not so much of a problem in that sense for me. Its just people saying that their friends have Ebola and thinking the're cool by saying it - as nasty as this sounds, as soon as it gets over here, i want them to get it. Just to show them that it isn't a subject to make jokes about and it is actually quite devastating...
(13 Oct 2014, 9:07 pm)Robert Not so much of a problem in that sense for me. Its just people saying that their friends have Ebola and thinking the're cool by saying it - as nasty as this sounds, as soon as it gets over here, i want them to get it. Just to show them that it isn't a subject to make jokes about and it is actually quite devastating...
(13 Oct 2014, 9:07 pm)Robert Not so much of a problem in that sense for me. Its just people saying that their friends have Ebola and thinking the're cool by saying it - as nasty as this sounds, as soon as it gets over here, i want them to get it. Just to show them that it isn't a subject to make jokes about and it is actually quite devastating...
(13 Oct 2014, 9:07 pm)Robert Not so much of a problem in that sense for me. Its just people saying that their friends have Ebola and thinking the're cool by saying it - as nasty as this sounds, as soon as it gets over here, i want them to get it. Just to show them that it isn't a subject to make jokes about and it is actually quite devastating...
(13 Oct 2014, 9:11 pm)Michael I seen it on the news the other day, they showed a body being carried out and it was a 18 month year old baby.
Seems a few people over the USA have got it, it will get here but wont spread like in Africa.
(13 Oct 2014, 9:11 pm)Michael I seen it on the news the other day, they showed a body being carried out and it was a 18 month year old baby.
Seems a few people over the USA have got it, it will get here but wont spread like in Africa.
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.""What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine.""What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.""Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.""Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?""We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.""What about that eye patch?""Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooed in my eye.""You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird poo!!!""It was my first day with the hook."
