Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*
Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*
(09 Mar 2015, 5:23 pm)leestransportphotos Lee's terrible joke of the day............
What do you call a chicken with a loose foot? Foot loose
Where does David Cameron spend his summer? In his ConserviTORY
Where does Ed Milliband's wife spend summer? In Labour
(09 Mar 2015, 5:23 pm)leestransportphotos Lee's terrible joke of the day............
What do you call a chicken with a loose foot? Foot loose
Where does David Cameron spend his summer? In his ConserviTORY
Where does Ed Milliband's wife spend summer? In Labour
Ordered a pizza last night...asked for a thin and crusty supreme...They sent me Diana Ross...
An old man goes to the doctors and says 'I am having trouble, in the bedroom department' doctor says 'how old are you sir' man says '81' doc says 'how old is your wife' man says '76...81, when did you realise you were having problems' old man said 'twice last night and once this morning'
Right I think everyone should just back off and leave Gemma Collins alone.
She's got enough on her plate.
(18 Mar 2015, 4:03 pm)MarcTheA4 Right I think everyone should just back off and leave Gemma Collins alone.
She's got enough on her plate.
(18 Mar 2015, 4:03 pm)MarcTheA4 Right I think everyone should just back off and leave Gemma Collins alone.
She's got enough on her plate.
Here is some shitty jokes, I like an
"Doctor, Doctor, I've got a bit lettuce leaf hanging out my arse"..."That looks nasty"..."It is the tip of the Iceberg"
"Doctor, Doctor I only have 60 seconds to live"..."Can you wait a minute"
Who heard about the scrap on a bus...Some tickets got punched...How about the fight in a chippy...A Sausage and 2 fish got battered
(18 Mar 2015, 7:35 pm)leestransportphotos They're pretty good FozzI am very easily amused mate,
(18 Mar 2015, 7:35 pm)leestransportphotos They're pretty good FozzI am very easily amused mate,
(18 Mar 2015, 8:01 pm)leestransportphotos That last one is quite edgy like! The others a greatGot more edgy jokes...
(18 Mar 2015, 8:01 pm)leestransportphotos That last one is quite edgy like! The others a greatGot more edgy jokes...
(18 Mar 2015, 10:37 pm)leestransportphotos Can I post a racist joke I found on Google? Or will I get banned Unlike everyone else that would?I just posted about 12 offensive jokes...
(18 Mar 2015, 10:37 pm)leestransportphotos Can I post a racist joke I found on Google? Or will I get banned Unlike everyone else that would?I just posted about 12 offensive jokes...
OFFENSIVE JOKE FURTHER DOWN, IF EASILY OFFENDED DO NOT READ IT
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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It's not very funny, but
There's 3 lads in a classroom, One is called Willie, one is called Zip and the other one is called pee. The teacher leaves the room so the three lads play Hide and seek, zip goes on top of the wardrobe, willie hides in the wardrobe and pee hides around the corner. The teacher comes back in ans says "Zip down down willie out pee in the corner"
So, a few years ago, my school entered a sandcastle competition at Tynemouth Longsands.
We made the Angel of the North.
That celebrity from Boldon (what's her name?) was doing the medals.
A school had came first - for building a knob from a door at Durham Cathedral.
As they won, the sandcastle had to be destroyed anyway. So I sat on it.
Did you get it? Sit on the knob??? @n@l
A Radio Station runs a competition called guess the name, a blonde phones in and the presenter says 'what was the first name of Germanys wartime dictator Hitler', the woman thinks about it, after a few minutes of thinking the presenter says 'going to have to push you for an answer' the woman says 'it is on the tip of my tongue, the presenter say's 'look I will play and you ask someone or look up tbe answer', 3 minutes later, the song has finished and the presenter says 'I will repeat the question again, what was the first name of Germanys wartime dictator Hitler'... The blonde says 'I know it now.....It was Heil'
