Whats made you happy today?
Whats made you happy today?
(05 Jul 2014, 5:38 pm)aureolin Nope none of that nonsense. Although I dread to think about some of the goings on at our proms. :s
(05 Jul 2014, 5:38 pm)aureolin Nope none of that nonsense. Although I dread to think about some of the goings on at our proms. :s
(05 Jul 2014, 5:42 pm)Marcus Park View have a Prom Queen for each tutor group (each year group is divided into 8 tutor groups, for example in Year 8 there are 8.1---8.8, and we are divided into 2 systems, Park and View, 8.1---8.4 being Park and 8.5---8.8 being View)
(05 Jul 2014, 5:42 pm)Marcus Park View have a Prom Queen for each tutor group (each year group is divided into 8 tutor groups, for example in Year 8 there are 8.1---8.8, and we are divided into 2 systems, Park and View, 8.1---8.4 being Park and 8.5---8.8 being View)
(05 Jul 2014, 5:32 pm)Andreos Constantopolous Hahaha, no.
I hadn't been acquainted with Fencehouses at that point.
No idea when they started.
Ours certainly wasn't the first year group within our school to have one though.
(05 Jul 2014, 5:32 pm)Andreos Constantopolous Hahaha, no.
I hadn't been acquainted with Fencehouses at that point.
No idea when they started.
Ours certainly wasn't the first year group within our school to have one though.
(05 Jul 2014, 5:45 pm)aureolin Who the hell came up with a system like that? Talk about over complicating a simple matter of getting everyone to a prom.
(05 Jul 2014, 5:45 pm)aureolin Who the hell came up with a system like that? Talk about over complicating a simple matter of getting everyone to a prom.
(05 Jul 2014, 5:42 pm)Marcus Park View have a Prom Queen for each tutor group (each year group is divided into 8 tutor groups, for example in Year 8 there are 8.1---8.8, and we are divided into 2 systems, Park and View, 8.1---8.4 being Park and 8.5---8.8 being View)
(05 Jul 2014, 5:42 pm)Marcus Park View have a Prom Queen for each tutor group (each year group is divided into 8 tutor groups, for example in Year 8 there are 8.1---8.8, and we are divided into 2 systems, Park and View, 8.1---8.4 being Park and 8.5---8.8 being View)
(05 Jul 2014, 5:45 pm)marxistafozzski I probably wouldn't have given a toss if we had of had one, at that time I probably had less than 5 friends in the world...
I just remembered I embarrassed my head of year on my last day, A Newcastle Falcons player came to present our Record of Achievement, while I can't remember exactly, I think it was a young Jonny Wilkinson, though most tell me different...
Anyway it was my birthday and as I went to collect my Record, the head of year said "It's birthday today, happy birthday son" he held his hand out to shake mine and at the last second pulled my arm away and said "Don't think so, hypocrite" he had done everything he could to get the school to boot me, I was not prepared to shake the hand of a man who hated me...He was not amused as I did it in front of close to 500 people...If looks could kill I would have died on the spot.
(05 Jul 2014, 5:45 pm)marxistafozzski I probably wouldn't have given a toss if we had of had one, at that time I probably had less than 5 friends in the world...
I just remembered I embarrassed my head of year on my last day, A Newcastle Falcons player came to present our Record of Achievement, while I can't remember exactly, I think it was a young Jonny Wilkinson, though most tell me different...
Anyway it was my birthday and as I went to collect my Record, the head of year said "It's birthday today, happy birthday son" he held his hand out to shake mine and at the last second pulled my arm away and said "Don't think so, hypocrite" he had done everything he could to get the school to boot me, I was not prepared to shake the hand of a man who hated me...He was not amused as I did it in front of close to 500 people...If looks could kill I would have died on the spot.
(05 Jul 2014, 5:52 pm)Marcus I was told a story by one of the older kids (a Sixth Former) and apparently, about 10 years ago, the school had just installed microphones etc.
Anyway, it was an awards evening, and as the head of year presented some special award to a kid who well, apparently was rather troubled, she picked it up and walked off without a thank you.
The microphones were attached to the wall in a socket and were on ready for use, and instead of a 'thank you', guess what she murmured
All of the speakers carried the sound around the entire building.
No idea if it's true or not, but anything can happen at Park View. Don't get me wrong it's a great school that offers opportunities to those who want them, but I can honestly imagine something like that happening
(05 Jul 2014, 5:52 pm)Marcus I was told a story by one of the older kids (a Sixth Former) and apparently, about 10 years ago, the school had just installed microphones etc.
Anyway, it was an awards evening, and as the head of year presented some special award to a kid who well, apparently was rather troubled, she picked it up and walked off without a thank you.
The microphones were attached to the wall in a socket and were on ready for use, and instead of a 'thank you', guess what she murmured
All of the speakers carried the sound around the entire building.
No idea if it's true or not, but anything can happen at Park View. Don't get me wrong it's a great school that offers opportunities to those who want them, but I can honestly imagine something like that happening
(05 Jul 2014, 5:55 pm)marxistafozzski I am guessing something along the lines of Fuck Off, Fuck You, Get Fucked or something not so strong like Wanker/Tosser
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Marcus PM'D me a link last night that made me howl and cry with laughter...
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Only in the good old Sunday Sport would see something like that
What kind of sexua pleasure can you actually get from a Greggs Pasty...adds a whole new meaning to the term 'smash ya pasty'
(05 Jul 2014, 6:09 pm)marxistafozzski Marcus PM'D me a link last night that made me howl and cry with laughter...
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Only in the good old Sunday Sport would see something like that
What kind of sexua pleasure can you actually get from a Greggs Pasty...adds a whole new meaning to the term 'smash ya pasty'
(05 Jul 2014, 6:09 pm)marxistafozzski Marcus PM'D me a link last night that made me howl and cry with laughter...
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Only in the good old Sunday Sport would see something like that
What kind of sexua pleasure can you actually get from a Greggs Pasty...adds a whole new meaning to the term 'smash ya pasty'
(05 Jul 2014, 6:09 pm)marxistafozzski Marcus PM'D me a link last night that made me howl and cry with laughter...
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Only in the good old Sunday Sport would see something like that
What kind of sexua pleasure can you actually get from a Greggs Pasty...adds a whole new meaning to the term 'smash ya pasty'
(05 Jul 2014, 6:09 pm)marxistafozzski Marcus PM'D me a link last night that made me howl and cry with laughter...
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Only in the good old Sunday Sport would see something like that
What kind of sexua pleasure can you actually get from a Greggs Pasty...adds a whole new meaning to the term 'smash ya pasty'
(05 Jul 2014, 6:26 pm)marxistafozzski He phoned a no win-no fee solicitor and wasn't taken seriously...I wonder why
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So I did a search online for funny tabloid headlines and found a few...
Other headlines that made me laugh are
Freddie Star ate my hamster
Elton John removes dogs voice box
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Wee Jimmy Krankie had sex with Panto horse (Which I find hilarious because I know a lady who looks like Jimmy Krankie)
I wonder if the bomber vanished when Lord Lucan And Elvis happened to stumble across it while hiding out with Adolf Hitler and there Pet Horse Shergar...
What I can say about the Daily Sport, it is full of shite, but they don't half come up with good shite, lol
(05 Jul 2014, 7:34 pm)marxistafozzski I wonder if the bomber vanished when Lord Lucan And Elvis happened to stumble across it while hiding out with Adolf Hitler and there Pet Horse Shergar...
What I can say about the Daily Sport, it is full of shite, but they don't half come up with good shite, lol
(05 Jul 2014, 7:34 pm)marxistafozzski I wonder if the bomber vanished when Lord Lucan And Elvis happened to stumble across it while hiding out with Adolf Hitler and there Pet Horse Shergar...
What I can say about the Daily Sport, it is full of shite, but they don't half come up with good shite, lol
(05 Jul 2014, 7:38 pm)AdamY What do you mean?
There's pictures and everything
The sub-headlines are pretty good too: 'horror hubby turns wife into coffee table'? I wonder if that is meant literally (in the sense that the husband is some sort of magician) or figuratively?
(05 Jul 2014, 7:38 pm)AdamY What do you mean?
There's pictures and everything
The sub-headlines are pretty good too: 'horror hubby turns wife into coffee table'? I wonder if that is meant literally (in the sense that the husband is some sort of magician) or figuratively?
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