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02 Mar 2015, 7:45 pm #1,601
(02 Mar 2015, 7:42 pm)Michael I want snow in Sunderland =(

Says it all, really.  Big Grin
omnicity4659
02 Mar 2015, 7:45 pm #1,601

(02 Mar 2015, 7:42 pm)Michael I want snow in Sunderland =(

Says it all, really.  Big Grin

S813 FVK



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02 Mar 2015, 7:46 pm #1,602
(02 Mar 2015, 7:29 pm)Dan He is not taking GCSE ICT... He won't get quite as excited about spreadsheets as I do!

#saddodan
#hashtagsonNEB

What sort of spreadsheets (how complicated)? I can do the easiest ones but when you start introducing the harder formulae its like hitting a brick wall head first.
S813 FVK
02 Mar 2015, 7:46 pm #1,602

(02 Mar 2015, 7:29 pm)Dan He is not taking GCSE ICT... He won't get quite as excited about spreadsheets as I do!

#saddodan
#hashtagsonNEB

What sort of spreadsheets (how complicated)? I can do the easiest ones but when you start introducing the harder formulae its like hitting a brick wall head first.

Michael



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02 Mar 2015, 7:47 pm #1,603
(02 Mar 2015, 7:45 pm)Tommy_1581 Says it all, really.  Big Grin

Haha, i wish! 

Bet we get 3 days of sun in the summer haha!

Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.
Michael
02 Mar 2015, 7:47 pm #1,603

(02 Mar 2015, 7:45 pm)Tommy_1581 Says it all, really.  Big Grin

Haha, i wish! 

Bet we get 3 days of sun in the summer haha!


Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.

Dan

Site Administrator

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02 Mar 2015, 7:55 pm #1,604
(02 Mar 2015, 7:46 pm)Robert What sort of spreadsheets (how complicated)? I can do the easiest ones but when you start introducing the harder formulae its like hitting a brick wall head first.

Formulae complicated enough to make you scratch your head!
=IF(D15=0,"%",D15/D$10)
=IF('REPORT xx Hr'!E13>0,'REPORT xx Hr'!E13/'REPORT xx Hr'!E81,0)
Dan
02 Mar 2015, 7:55 pm #1,604

(02 Mar 2015, 7:46 pm)Robert What sort of spreadsheets (how complicated)? I can do the easiest ones but when you start introducing the harder formulae its like hitting a brick wall head first.

Formulae complicated enough to make you scratch your head!
=IF(D15=0,"%",D15/D$10)
=IF('REPORT xx Hr'!E13>0,'REPORT xx Hr'!E13/'REPORT xx Hr'!E81,0)

Jimmi



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02 Mar 2015, 7:58 pm #1,605
(02 Mar 2015, 7:47 pm)Michael Haha, i wish! 



Bet we get 3 days of sun in the summer haha!

Today I heard people saying that it is going to be 21 degrees at Easter!

Not sure if I want it to be that hot or not, although it depends what I'm doing Easter weekend - all I know so far is what I'm doing on Easter Sunday.
Jimmi
02 Mar 2015, 7:58 pm #1,605

(02 Mar 2015, 7:47 pm)Michael Haha, i wish! 



Bet we get 3 days of sun in the summer haha!

Today I heard people saying that it is going to be 21 degrees at Easter!

Not sure if I want it to be that hot or not, although it depends what I'm doing Easter weekend - all I know so far is what I'm doing on Easter Sunday.

Adrian



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02 Mar 2015, 8:04 pm #1,606
(02 Mar 2015, 7:55 pm)Dan Formulae complicated enough to make you scratch your head!
=IF(D15=0,"%",D15/D$10)
=IF('REPORT xx Hr'!E13>0,'REPORT xx Hr'!E13/'REPORT xx Hr'!E81,0)

That's the easy stuff that, man. Tongue Second line just looks more complicated because of the references to another sheet.

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02 Mar 2015, 8:04 pm #1,606

(02 Mar 2015, 7:55 pm)Dan Formulae complicated enough to make you scratch your head!
=IF(D15=0,"%",D15/D$10)
=IF('REPORT xx Hr'!E13>0,'REPORT xx Hr'!E13/'REPORT xx Hr'!E81,0)

That's the easy stuff that, man. Tongue Second line just looks more complicated because of the references to another sheet.


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02 Mar 2015, 8:05 pm #1,607
(02 Mar 2015, 7:55 pm)Dan Formulae complicated enough to make you scratch your head!
=IF(D15=0,"%",D15/D$10)
=IF('REPORT xx Hr'!E13>0,'REPORT xx Hr'!E13/'REPORT xx Hr'!E81,0)

I've got no chance, are there any easier jobs available? I'd be great at the customer service area answering facebook queries although if the same people keep complaining about a certain service (such as the 93/94) at rush hour every single day it would be hard for me to keep my anger in...most of the time i just feel like saying 'you try running a bus company' and seeing their response...
S813 FVK
02 Mar 2015, 8:05 pm #1,607

(02 Mar 2015, 7:55 pm)Dan Formulae complicated enough to make you scratch your head!
=IF(D15=0,"%",D15/D$10)
=IF('REPORT xx Hr'!E13>0,'REPORT xx Hr'!E13/'REPORT xx Hr'!E81,0)

I've got no chance, are there any easier jobs available? I'd be great at the customer service area answering facebook queries although if the same people keep complaining about a certain service (such as the 93/94) at rush hour every single day it would be hard for me to keep my anger in...most of the time i just feel like saying 'you try running a bus company' and seeing their response...

02 Mar 2015, 8:50 pm #1,608
I reckon I would be a great CS rep...

Customer: 'Hi, what time is the next 46 to Consett? Thanks.'
Me: F***ing work it out for yourself we aren't a goddamn helpline! We have hundreds probably thousands of paper timetables created for that specific service, people go on about f***ing saving trees and you asked a dum-dum question like this?? What has happened to humanity...

Customer: 'Why is the X9 always late?'
Me: No idea.

I don't think I could handle it, like Robert said.
Then again...I may be better in the office with Dan and citaro5284. Big Grin
Edited 02 Mar 2015, 8:52 pm by R852 PRG.
R852 PRG
02 Mar 2015, 8:50 pm #1,608

I reckon I would be a great CS rep...

Customer: 'Hi, what time is the next 46 to Consett? Thanks.'
Me: F***ing work it out for yourself we aren't a goddamn helpline! We have hundreds probably thousands of paper timetables created for that specific service, people go on about f***ing saving trees and you asked a dum-dum question like this?? What has happened to humanity...

Customer: 'Why is the X9 always late?'
Me: No idea.

I don't think I could handle it, like Robert said.
Then again...I may be better in the office with Dan and citaro5284. Big Grin

Adrian



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02 Mar 2015, 8:58 pm #1,609
Rekorderlig Mango & Raspberry cider... it's rather nice!

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02 Mar 2015, 8:58 pm #1,609

Rekorderlig Mango & Raspberry cider... it's rather nice!


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03 Mar 2015, 1:44 pm #1,610
(02 Mar 2015, 8:50 pm)MarcTheA4 I reckon I would be a great CS rep...

Customer: 'Hi, what time is the next 46 to Consett? Thanks.'
Me: F***ing work it out for yourself we aren't a goddamn helpline! We have hundreds probably thousands of paper timetables created for that specific service, people go on about f***ing saving trees and you asked a dum-dum question like this?? What has happened to humanity...

Customer: 'Why is the X9 always late?'
Me: No idea.

I don't think I could handle it, like Robert said.
Then again...I may be better in the office with Dan and citaro5284. Big Grin

That's what I will do if I ran a bus company's account. Big Grin

Customer: What time is the next X66?
Me: Are you taking the piss?

OAP: Why does the 35 not stop at stand E anymore, I always seem to hold my hand out but it goes straight past. 
Me: It's been like that since October 2013. Try walking to Sports Direct.

Customer from Ashington: What's the difference between the 35 and the 35A. Do they still go to Morpeth?
Me: For fuck sake, it clearly states in the timetable and on buses "every 15 minutes" Morpeth | Ashington. Read the front of the bloody things. 
Edited 03 Mar 2015, 1:44 pm by omnicity4659.
omnicity4659
03 Mar 2015, 1:44 pm #1,610

(02 Mar 2015, 8:50 pm)MarcTheA4 I reckon I would be a great CS rep...

Customer: 'Hi, what time is the next 46 to Consett? Thanks.'
Me: F***ing work it out for yourself we aren't a goddamn helpline! We have hundreds probably thousands of paper timetables created for that specific service, people go on about f***ing saving trees and you asked a dum-dum question like this?? What has happened to humanity...

Customer: 'Why is the X9 always late?'
Me: No idea.

I don't think I could handle it, like Robert said.
Then again...I may be better in the office with Dan and citaro5284. Big Grin

That's what I will do if I ran a bus company's account. Big Grin

Customer: What time is the next X66?
Me: Are you taking the piss?

OAP: Why does the 35 not stop at stand E anymore, I always seem to hold my hand out but it goes straight past. 
Me: It's been like that since October 2013. Try walking to Sports Direct.

Customer from Ashington: What's the difference between the 35 and the 35A. Do they still go to Morpeth?
Me: For fuck sake, it clearly states in the timetable and on buses "every 15 minutes" Morpeth | Ashington. Read the front of the bloody things. 

03 Mar 2015, 3:06 pm #1,611
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04 Mar 2015, 12:44 am #1,612
Getting to spend all day with my partner on Wednesday.

Please feel free to visit my Flickr page - https://www.flickr.com/photos/gjm-photogenic/
Who needs heroes anyway? Villians have more fun.
Rapidsnap
04 Mar 2015, 12:44 am #1,612

Getting to spend all day with my partner on Wednesday.


Please feel free to visit my Flickr page - https://www.flickr.com/photos/gjm-photogenic/
Who needs heroes anyway? Villians have more fun.

Diamond One

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04 Mar 2015, 5:23 pm #1,613
(04 Mar 2015, 12:44 am)GMitchelhill Getting to spend all day with my partner on Wednesday.

Good day planned anyhow I had a nice day in the sun looking around the shops looking for pokemon stuff (I love that program and the games) despite I had that dreadful 524 on my 27X but other than that it was good 
Diamond One
04 Mar 2015, 5:23 pm #1,613

(04 Mar 2015, 12:44 am)GMitchelhill Getting to spend all day with my partner on Wednesday.

Good day planned anyhow I had a nice day in the sun looking around the shops looking for pokemon stuff (I love that program and the games) despite I had that dreadful 524 on my 27X but other than that it was good 

MrFozz

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04 Mar 2015, 5:31 pm #1,614
One thing made me laugh today, on the 202, this woman and her child were getting off the bus at the same stop, the kid went to press the bell, I beat him to it and the kid was not too pleased that I stole his chance to ring the bell...Think he was as he was getting off...

#nastymistafozz
#crueltokids
MrFozz
04 Mar 2015, 5:31 pm #1,614

One thing made me laugh today, on the 202, this woman and her child were getting off the bus at the same stop, the kid went to press the bell, I beat him to it and the kid was not too pleased that I stole his chance to ring the bell...Think he was as he was getting off...

#nastymistafozz
#crueltokids

05 Mar 2015, 5:57 pm #1,615
Friday tomorrow.
R852 PRG
05 Mar 2015, 5:57 pm #1,615

Friday tomorrow.

05 Mar 2015, 7:41 pm #1,616
(05 Mar 2015, 5:57 pm)MarcTheA4 Friday tomorrow.

Yay.  Dodgy
omnicity4659
05 Mar 2015, 7:41 pm #1,616

(05 Mar 2015, 5:57 pm)MarcTheA4 Friday tomorrow.

Yay.  Dodgy

MurdnunoC



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05 Mar 2015, 9:07 pm #1,617
(05 Mar 2015, 5:57 pm)MarcTheA4 Friday tomorrow.

As I work Tuesday to Saturday, my Friday is akin to your Thursday.
MurdnunoC
05 Mar 2015, 9:07 pm #1,617

(05 Mar 2015, 5:57 pm)MarcTheA4 Friday tomorrow.

As I work Tuesday to Saturday, my Friday is akin to your Thursday.

06 Mar 2015, 4:36 pm #1,618
Was getting a bit p***ed off about the closure of Front Street in Chester-le-Street - and now everything is fine, I get a free shuttle minibus going past my local stop on the Durham-Newcastle stretch. Big Grin

Only problem is, I will then have to alight at Chester Moor if heading to Durham, and then *officially* start off my reviews!....but I will still include the free shuttle! Wink

Not a problem if heading into Chester-le-Street.
Edited 06 Mar 2015, 4:37 pm by R852 PRG.
R852 PRG
06 Mar 2015, 4:36 pm #1,618

Was getting a bit p***ed off about the closure of Front Street in Chester-le-Street - and now everything is fine, I get a free shuttle minibus going past my local stop on the Durham-Newcastle stretch. Big Grin

Only problem is, I will then have to alight at Chester Moor if heading to Durham, and then *officially* start off my reviews!....but I will still include the free shuttle! Wink

Not a problem if heading into Chester-le-Street.

Dan

Site Administrator

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06 Mar 2015, 5:31 pm #1,619
(06 Mar 2015, 5:29 pm)citaro5284 Getting through my first week with Dan working with me  Big Grin

Cheek... What would you do without me - I've been slaving away all day!
Dan
06 Mar 2015, 5:31 pm #1,619

(06 Mar 2015, 5:29 pm)citaro5284 Getting through my first week with Dan working with me  Big Grin

Cheek... What would you do without me - I've been slaving away all day!

06 Mar 2015, 5:34 pm #1,620
(06 Mar 2015, 5:31 pm)Dan Cheek... What would you do without me - I've been slaving away all day!

One day you'll be citaro5284, and I'll be you! Tongue Imagine how I'll feel...
R852 PRG
06 Mar 2015, 5:34 pm #1,620

(06 Mar 2015, 5:31 pm)Dan Cheek... What would you do without me - I've been slaving away all day!

One day you'll be citaro5284, and I'll be you! Tongue Imagine how I'll feel...

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