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RE: Anything and Everything - Dan - 30 Jul 2014
Can NEB please get "The Bill: North East" commissioned? We'll get funding from the big three by making sure their buses are regularly caught in-shot...
#challengeaccepted
#hashtagsonNEB
Anything and Everything - R852 PRG - 30 Jul 2014
(30 Jul 2014, 8:45 pm)Dan wrote Can NEB please get "The Bill: North East" commissioned? We'll get funding from the big three by making sure their buses are regularly caught in-shot...
#challengeaccepted
#hashtagsonNEB
Oh aye, maybe a Lambton murder on an M3 - possibly a Whodunnit?
Suspects:
Adam Malarkey
OR
A Cadet
RE: Anything and Everything - Malarkey - 30 Jul 2014
(30 Jul 2014, 8:49 pm)Marcus wrote Oh aye, maybe a Lambton murder on an M3 - possibly a Whodunnit?
Suspects:
Adam Malarkey
OR
A Cadet
It have to be A.) On the Arriva M3 B). Either at Birtley or Barmston to make it Believable - Any whats with this fascination with Lambton, it's supposed to be The Bill: North East as provides a wider scope for Storylines.
Reckon we should start up a Petition and send it to ITV.
RE: Anything and Everything - R852 PRG - 30 Jul 2014
(30 Jul 2014, 8:58 pm)NEBCD Malarkey wrote It have to be A.) On the Arriva M3 B). Either at Birtley or Barmston to make it Believable - Any whats with this fascination with Lambton, it's supposed to be The Bill: North East as provides a wider scope for Storylines.
Reckon we should start up a Petition and send it to ITV.
Oh yeah, Birtley! Just a small draft for the TV guide;
''Arriva's evening M3 service crashes into Eye Fry on Birtley Front Street! With Gary the Bus Driver trapped behind the wheel and Edwardo the Chippy trapped beneath the bus - who will survive?''
Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 30 Jul 2014
(30 Jul 2014, 8:17 pm)Andreos Constantopolous wrote Aye, them Lambton Mad Dogs (or whatever Malarkey calls them), ain't up to much these days.
We only went armed with a spud gun, water pistol and a cowboy gun that fired caps.
Double bonus if there are two lasses on!
You Gone up in the world from the days of using fun snaps, setting off stink bombs and the occasional condom water bombs and putting itchy back seeds down people's tops bombs to terrorise your rivals
RE: Anything and Everything - MurdnunoC - 30 Jul 2014
There's already a 'Sun Hill' in Sunniside. Granted it's an aged people unit, but if ITV kicked them all out and found them somewhere else to live, our fictionalised police force could move right in !!
RE: Anything and Everything - Andreos1 - 30 Jul 2014
(30 Jul 2014, 9:07 pm)marxistafozzski wrote You Gone up in the world from the days of using fun snaps, setting off stink bombs and the occasional condom water bombs and putting itchy back seeds down people's tops bombs to terrorise your rivals
Aye, the whoopee cushion's that the FPF sneaked into The Highwayman the other week caused chaos - but it is old school stuff that like
(30 Jul 2014, 9:12 pm)AdamY wrote There's already a 'Sun Hill' in Sunniside. Granted it's an aged people unit, but if ITV kicked them all out and found them somewhere else to live, our fictionalised police force could move right in !!
Love how The Bill is discussed everywhere, but 'The Bill' thread!
RE: Anything and Everything - Dan - 31 Jul 2014
Further scope for "The Bill: North East"...
http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/masked-raiders-threaten-washington-shop-staff-with-handgun-1-6758991
Anything and Everything - R852 PRG - 31 Jul 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 10:15 am)Dan wrote Further scope for "The Bill: North East"...
http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/masked-raiders-threaten-washington-shop-staff-with-handgun-1-6758991
Maybe that could be the pilot?
Adrian and Christine, Chester-Le-Street's top police officers, (not) are the stars?
RE: Anything and Everything - Michael - 31 Jul 2014
Sad news today:
Actor Kenny Ireland Dies From Cancer Aged 68
The TV star had been written out of the latest series of Benidorm so he could undergo treatment for the disease.
http://news.sky.com/story/1310974/actor-kenny-ireland-dies-from-cancer-aged-68
Least Fat Donna has a friend in heaven now
RE: Anything and Everything - R852 PRG - 31 Jul 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 3:07 pm)Michael wrote Sad news today:
Actor Kenny Ireland Dies From Cancer Aged 68
The TV star had been written out of the latest series of Benidorm so he could undergo treatment for the disease.
http://news.sky.com/story/1310974/actor-kenny-ireland-dies-from-cancer-aged-68
Least Fat Donna has a friend in heaven now
Nooooo! I love Benidorm! Looks like Jacqueline will have to go by herself......
RE: Anything and Everything - Andreos1 - 31 Jul 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 3:28 pm)Marcus wrote Nooooo! I love Benidorm! Looks like Jacqueline will have to go by herself......
Middlesbrough Swingers Society will never be the same again!
He was in Auf Wiedersehen Pet as a journalist - spookily enough in the series set in Spain.
RE: Anything and Everything - Jimmi - 31 Jul 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 3:28 pm)Marcus wrote Nooooo! I love Benidorm! Looks like Jacqueline will have to go by herself......
Who on earth is going to be in the next series as the Garvey family are being written out of the show, although Johnny Vegas will be back though.
RE: Anything and Everything - Jimmi - 31 Jul 2014
If you are going to wear no/little clothing, do us a favor and close your blinds/curtains, just went to close my blind and the guy who lives opposite is not wearing much. Also I was walking home one afternoon and there was a guy who looked to be getting changed and is curtains were wide open and he appeared to be naked.
RE: Anything and Everything - MurdnunoC - 31 Jul 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 8:55 pm)Jimmi wrote If you are going to wear no/little clothing, do us a favor and close your blinds/curtains, just went to close my blind and the guy who lives opposite is not wearing much. Also I was walking home one afternoon and there was a guy who looked to be getting changed and is curtains were wide open and he appeared to be naked.
Years and years ago I used deliver pizzas to supplement my income.
There used to be lass living next door to a regular customer who never closed her blinds when getting changed. She was quite fit too, the first time I noticed her doing this I nearly crashed my car!
Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 31 Jul 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 8:55 pm)Jimmi wrote If you are going to wear no/little clothing, do us a favor and close your blinds/curtains, just went to close my blind and the guy who lives opposite is not wearing much. Also I was walking home one afternoon and there was a guy who looked to be getting changed and is curtains were wide open and he appeared to be naked.
Don't look ;-)
I remember a few years ago, on a very hot day, I looked out my bedroom window and saw the old woman sunbathing topless, I never got over that.
Or holiday in Tenerife in 2004, my mother was sitting on the balcony and she noticed a guy bathing without a stitch on, she went on to tell us that 'A grand national winner would be proud of what he was packing away'
RE: Anything and Everything - Jimmi - 31 Jul 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 9:02 pm)marxistafozzski wrote Don't look ;-)
I remember a few years ago, on a very hot day, I looked out my bedroom window and saw the old woman sunbathing topless, I never got over that.
Or holiday in Tenerife in 2004, my mother was sitting on the balcony and she noticed a guy bathing without a stitch on, she went on to tell us that 'A grand national winner would be proud of what he was packing away'
When this has happened I've just happened to be looking in that direction, then I recoil in horror.
I once happened to look out of the window and I saw the girl who lives opposite in just her underwear.
Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 31 Jul 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 9:12 pm)Jimmi wrote When this has happened I've just happened to be looking in that direction, then I recoil in horror.
I once happened to look out of the window and I saw the girl who lives opposite in just her underwear.
Is she boner material lmao
RE: Anything and Everything - Jimmi - 31 Jul 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 9:13 pm)marxistafozzski wrote Is she boner material lmao
I knew something like that was coming
Oh yeah!
Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 31 Jul 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 9:16 pm)Jimmi wrote I knew something like that was coming
Oh yeah!
Me and my dirty mind
RE: Anything and Everything - Andreos1 - 31 Jul 2014
Does anyone follow @fakeshowbiznews on twitter?
No idea how he/she comes up with the tweets.
Some are hilarious, some bizarre!
This is the Showbiz quote of the day:
Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 31 Jul 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 11:00 pm)Andreos Constantopolous wrote Does anyone follow @fakeshowbiznews on twitter?
No idea how he/she comes up with the tweets.
Some are hilarious, some bizarre!
No, but I am going to [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES]
RE: Anything and Everything - MurdnunoC - 01 Aug 2014
(31 Jul 2014, 11:00 pm)Andreos Constantopolous wrote Does anyone follow @fakeshowbiznews on twitter?
No idea how he/she comes up with the tweets.
Some are hilarious, some bizarre!
This is the Showbiz quote of the day:
I really can't argue with that quote of the day. Absolutely true.
RE: Anything and Everything - Andreos1 - 02 Aug 2014
http://lockerdome.com/bbcsporf/6617818888286017/6847109945248020
This is being rt'd all over the shop today.
If you are a fan of sporting injuries and aren't squeamish, then this is for you.
If you are squeamish, then you have been warned.
Re: RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 02 Aug 2014
(02 Aug 2014, 10:49 am)Andreos Constantopolous wrote http://lockerdome.com/bbcsporf/6617818888286017/6847109945248020
This is being rt'd all over the shop today.
If you are a fan of sporting injuries and aren't squeamish, then this is for you.
If you are squeamish, then you have been warned.
Nasty...
If you want to see a nasty injury, Search Clint Malarchuk, a Canadian Hockey player, who had his throat cut on the ice in the late 80's
RE: Anything and Everything - Adrian - 02 Aug 2014
Does anyone 'like' Jim'll Paint It on Facebook? Some absolute crackers come from that account. He basically paints what people ask for, but does it all in MS Paint. Really talented mind!
Some of the latest ones I've laughed at include:
Dale's Supermarket Meltdown (as oppose to Dale's Supermarket Sweep)
![[Image: 10301115_375206285966315_1249454091243727386_n.jpg]](https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10301115_375206285966315_1249454091243727386_n.jpg)
Mario Brothers on Rogue Traders
![[Image: 1011277_306019752884969_362696155_n.jpg]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1011277_306019752884969_362696155_n.jpg)
Mary and Joseph being turned away from a Premier Inn by Lenny Henry
![[Image: 1470075_272681529552125_1507224205_n.jpg]](https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1470075_272681529552125_1507224205_n.jpg)
RE: Anything and Everything - Jimmi - 02 Aug 2014
Man dropped his shorts and defecated outside shopping centre.
http://t.co/gacGyKaigm
Little surprise this story happened in Sunderland!
RE: Anything and Everything - Michael - 02 Aug 2014
(02 Aug 2014, 4:31 pm)Jimmi wrote Man dropped his shorts and defecated outside shopping centre.
http://t.co/gacGyKaigm
Little surprise this story happened in Sunderland!
Oh dear, dirty bastard!
Re: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 02 Aug 2014
The charge is hilarious
threw or laid nightsoil in the street [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]
RE: Anything and Everything - MrFozz - 02 Aug 2014
Got to love old Prince Philip, went to a rowing club in Cornwall and asked some blind rowers how they got around, the reply 'we have a sighted cox' followed by 'The only thing we've hit was the French of Scilly'
Some of the stuff while stupid and in quite bad taste makes me laugh