(05 Jul 2014, 1:03 pm)marxistafozzski wrote When that first popped up I thought it said Porn Tonight [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES]

(05 Jul 2014, 12:59 pm)Adam wrote Prom tonight

(05 Jul 2014, 4:14 pm)aureolin wrote It's good doing it on a Saturday night. I'm sure ours was on a Thursday night, and we were all due in on the Friday morning. Somewhat dampened the occasion...

(05 Jul 2014, 4:23 pm)Jimmi wrote I think Greenfield or Woodham were having one on Thursday at Redworth as I saw a bright pink Hummer limo in School Aycliffe.

(05 Jul 2014, 4:36 pm)aureolin wrote Where do people even have them nowadays? Ours was at the George Washington. Back in 2002 like...

(05 Jul 2014, 4:36 pm)aureolin wrote Where do people even have them nowadays? Ours was at the George Washington. Back in 2002 like...

(05 Jul 2014, 4:47 pm)Andreos Constantopolous wrote Ours was at George Washington - very few went, no doubt influenced by the dry bar.
Several off licences and some disused railway lines saw the benefit instead!

(05 Jul 2014, 5:28 pm)marxistafozzski wrote Is that the Fencehouses Branch of the Disused Railway Appreciation Society

When did schools start holding proms, we never had one when I left school, unless we did and somebody obviously failed to tell me about it, which in my case is unsurprising as my head of year and deputy head hated me and tried for months to get me to transfer to a different school ?

Also is the Proms like the American Ones with a Prom Queen and shit

(05 Jul 2014, 5:28 pm)marxistafozzski wrote Also is the Proms like the American Ones with a Prom Queen and shit

(05 Jul 2014, 5:38 pm)aureolin wrote Nope none of that nonsense. Although I dread to think about some of the goings on at our proms. :s

(05 Jul 2014, 5:42 pm)Marcus wrote Park View have a Prom Queen for each tutor group (each year group is divided into 8 tutor groups, for example in Year 8 there are 8.1---8.8, and we are divided into 2 systems, Park and View, 8.1---8.4 being Park and 8.5---8.8 being View)

(05 Jul 2014, 5:32 pm)Andreos Constantopolous wrote Hahaha, no.
I hadn't been acquainted with Fencehouses at that point.

No idea when they started.
Ours certainly wasn't the first year group within our school to have one though.

(05 Jul 2014, 5:45 pm)aureolin wrote Who the hell came up with a system like that? Talk about over complicating a simple matter of getting everyone to a prom.

(05 Jul 2014, 5:42 pm)Marcus wrote Park View have a Prom Queen for each tutor group (each year group is divided into 8 tutor groups, for example in Year 8 there are 8.1---8.8, and we are divided into 2 systems, Park and View, 8.1---8.4 being Park and 8.5---8.8 being View)

(05 Jul 2014, 5:45 pm)marxistafozzski wrote I probably wouldn't have given a toss if we had of had one, at that time I probably had less than 5 friends in the world...

I just remembered I embarrassed my head of year on my last day, A Newcastle Falcons player came to present our Record of Achievement, while I can't remember exactly, I think it was a young Jonny Wilkinson, though most tell me different...

Anyway it was my birthday and as I went to collect my Record, the head of year said "It's birthday today, happy birthday son" he held his hand out to shake mine and at the last second pulled my arm away and said "Don't think so, hypocrite" he had done everything he could to get the school to boot me, I was not prepared to shake the hand of a man who hated me...He was not amused as I did it in front of close to 500 people...If looks could kill I would have died on the spot.

(05 Jul 2014, 5:52 pm)Marcus wrote I was told a story by one of the older kids (a Sixth Former) and apparently, about 10 years ago, the school had just installed microphones etc.

Anyway, it was an awards evening, and as the head of year presented some special award to a kid who well, apparently was rather troubled, she picked it up and walked off without a thank you.

The microphones were attached to the wall in a socket and were on ready for use, and instead of a 'thank you', guess what she murmured

All of the speakers carried the sound around the entire building.

No idea if it's true or not, but anything can happen at Park View. Don't get me wrong it's a great school that offers opportunities to those who want them, but I can honestly imagine something like that happening

(05 Jul 2014, 5:55 pm)marxistafozzski wrote I am guessing something along the lines of Fuck Off, Fuck You, Get Fucked or something not so strong like Wanker/Tosser [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES]

(05 Jul 2014, 6:09 pm)marxistafozzski wrote Marcus PM'D me a link last night that made me howl and cry with laughter...

9

Only in the good old Sunday Sport would see something like that

What kind of sexua pleasure can you actually get from a Greggs Pasty...adds a whole new meaning to the term 'smash ya pasty'

(05 Jul 2014, 6:09 pm)marxistafozzski wrote Marcus PM'D me a link last night that made me howl and cry with laughter...

9

Only in the good old Sunday Sport would see something like that

What kind of sexua pleasure can you actually get from a Greggs Pasty...adds a whole new meaning to the term 'smash ya pasty'

(05 Jul 2014, 6:24 pm)Jimmi wrote There was no sign telling me not to do it

Is this the Cheshire version of American Pie.

(05 Jul 2014, 6:26 pm)marxistafozzski wrote He phoned a no win-no fee solicitor and wasn't taken seriously...I wonder why

(05 Jul 2014, 6:27 pm)Marcus wrote I'd hate to be him.

(05 Jul 2014, 7:34 pm)marxistafozzski wrote I wonder if the bomber vanished when Lord Lucan And Elvis happened to stumble across it while hiding out with Adolf Hitler and there Pet Horse Shergar...

What I can say about the Daily Sport, it is full of shite, but they don't half come up with good shite, lol

(05 Jul 2014, 7:38 pm)AdamY wrote What do you mean?

There's pictures and everything

The sub-headlines are pretty good too: 'horror hubby turns wife into coffee table'? I wonder if that is meant literally (in the sense that the husband is some sort of magician) or figuratively?