(30 Jul 2015, 7:53 pm)LeeCalder wrote Wally With A Brolly?

Only a select few will remember this...

Off-Topic

I remember that night for all the wrong reasons

November 2007, I was on holiday in Gran Canaria, after drinking Vodka and Red Bull for 2 days solid, I woke up on my 3rd day thinking I was having a heart attack and showed the tell tale signs of a heart attack...Really tight chest, pains shooting down my left arm  and across my shoulderblades and collarbone and later my nose popped and pissed out blood, I have been convinced ever I was having a very mild heart attack and thought it was one of those close calls I have had every now and again...ended up getting needle in my left arse cheek, the bastard Doctor dug the needle too deep and within a day my arse cheek looked like a rotten piece of fruit, the whole cheek was covered...Anyway the Doc advised me to not drink alcohol for 24 hours, I was probably the most pissed off and sober England fan that night...

That night Northern Ireland were playing Spain in Las Palmas, I had a chance to go, but again was advised not to for fear of over-excitement as the doctor funnily told me 'Your blood pressure is higher than a hippy at a music festival', so I had a quiet night out that night...I asked a N.Ireland why they were so happy losing to Spain to which I was told 'Difference between us and England...Most England fans think think they have a god given right to win...We go with very little expectation' and he was right, a lot of England Fans are quite arrogant and up themselves'

Essay Over lol