Anything and Everything

Michael · 31 Oct 2014, 7:15 pm,

https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/photos...08/?type=1&theater -one of the best Halloween costumes

I know what i'm going as next year when i go to the town! haha

**Adrian** · 31 Oct 2014, 7:17 pm,

(31 Oct 2014, 7:15 pm)Michael wrote https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/photos...08/?type=1&theater -one of the best Halloween costumes

I know what i'm going as next year when i go to the town! haha

I somehow don't think you'll get very far, trying to go clubbing with a cricket bat. Big Grin

Michael · 31 Oct 2014, 7:20 pm,

(31 Oct 2014, 7:17 pm)aureolin wrote I somehow don't think you'll get very far, trying to go clubbing with a cricket bat.

Didn't think about that Tongue

Could try and get a soft one haha

Jimmi · 31 Oct 2014, 7:23 pm,

I somehow don't think you'll get very far, trying to go clubbing with a cricket bat. Big Grin

If you carry anything classed as a weapon you may get into bother, unless it is accompanied by something it is commonly associated with, so you may be fine if you take a cricket ball.

**Adrian** · 31 Oct 2014, 7:25 pm,

(31 Oct 2014, 7:23 pm)Jimmi wrote If you carry anything classed as a weapon you may get into bother, unless it is accompanied by something it is commonly associated with, so you may be fine if you take a cricket ball.

I think there's a time and a place though! If I went into a bank with a baseball bat, but took the ball too, I bet it still wouldn't wash!

Jimmi · 31 Oct 2014, 7:30 pm,

I think there's a time and a place though! If I went into a bank with a baseball bat, but took the ball too, I bet it still wouldn't wash!

Probably not.

Wonder what would happen if you went into Tesco with a baseball bat, not sure if you could claim you were buying a ball.

R852 PRG · 31 Oct 2014, 7:48 pm,

Just had a drunken gang of teens ring the doorbell about a dozen times and say 'trick or dick'.....

My mam opened the door and she slammed it straight in their face!

Michael · 31 Oct 2014, 7:50 pm,

(31 Oct 2014, 7:48 pm)Marcus wrote Just had a drunken gang of teens ring the doorbell about a dozen times and say 'trick or dick'.....

My mam opened the door and she slammed it straight in their face!

Lmao!
Trick or dick - thats a new one

R852 PRG · 31 Oct 2014, 7:55 pm,

(31 Oct 2014, 7:50 pm)Michael wrote Lmao!
Trick or dick - thats a new one

Not for me!

My mam's face was was best bit! Wink

Andreos1 · 31 Oct 2014, 8:39 pm,

Just stopped a male with this as part of his Halloween outfit. Not a sensible to be wondering around with this. http://t.co/BtZfViAT4c

re items not to take out on Halloween ?

MrFozz · 31 Oct 2014, 8:40 pm,

(31 Oct 2014, 8:39 pm)Andreos1 wrote re items not to take out on Halloween ?

Fuck me, that is some knife Big Grin

Jimmi · 31 Oct 2014, 9:26 pm,

Just stopped a male with this as part of his Halloween outfit. Not a sensible to be wondering around with this. http://t.co/BtZfViAT4c

re items not to take out on Halloween ?

This is an every day item for Darlington Big Grin

MurdnunoC · 01 Nov 2014, 12:24 am,

(31 Oct 2014, 7:17 pm)aureolin wrote I somehow don't think you'll get very far, trying to go clubbing with a cricket bat.

I disagree.

A cricket bat is a fine instrument to go clubbing with.

(Boom Boom)

MrFozz · 01 Nov 2014, 12:27 am,

Theres a good looking girl sitting in my house

Andreos1 · 01 Nov 2014, 12:31 am,

I was thinking the same when Bazza was sitting with them on the metro - why put it on here? Chat to them and show them that Marxistafozzski's va va voom!

Sticking with the cricket bat theme - go knock em for six and make sure you go leg before wicket!
(boom boom).

MrFozz · 01 Nov 2014, 12:32 am,

Risking looking like a complete cock and an idiot...I aint the best at laying the moves on...I am sober for starters Big Grin

MrFozz · 01 Nov 2014, 1:54 am,

(01 Nov 2014, 12:31 am)Andreos1 wrote I was thinking the same when Bazza was sitting with them on the metro - why put it on here? Chat to them and show them that Marxistafozzski's va va voom!

Sticking with the cricket bat theme - go knock em for six and make sure you go leg before wicket!
(boom boom).

MarxistaFozzski has no vava voom right now...More pressing issues in my life, beating addiction, sorting my mental and emotional health out...

I offered her the chance to spend the night, she was having none of it..
Anyway I am too much of a gentleman to go wading in, considering she could barely walk Tongue

The difference between me and Bazza is probably...wood...he was in his morning glory, I was not lmfao Tongue

Just kidding Baz

Michael · 01 Nov 2014, 8:59 am,

Did anyone go out drinking for Halloween, i went to Sunderland... was packed!

MrFozz · 01 Nov 2014, 9:30 am,

(01 Nov 2014, 8:59 am)Michael wrote Did anyone go out drinking for Halloween, i went to Sunderland... was packed!

Aye, me mam went out and brought her 20yo mate home, and tried to pimp me out like a commom prostitute...Lovely girl, who I would give one to, but not when my mother is taking the piss lmao...

If I knew Kelly was turning out, I may have went out myself

Jimmi · 01 Nov 2014, 12:16 pm,

Did anyone go out drinking for Halloween, i went to Sunderland... was packed!

Not specifically for Halloween but I went to KU in Stockton last night, all the lasses costumes had the word slutty in front of them and some of them were terrible, I saw Mario and Luigi, Mario looked good but Luigi looked shit, saw one dressed as the tin man and randomly a guy in a German lederhosen outfit.