(11 Aug 2015, 12:56 pm)MrFozz wrote A reet little bus lovin' family
I used to wind my mate up detailing every bus that passed...He would say to me 'Shut the f**k up *Chunk, MPD, Citaro, means f**k all to me, as long as it goes from a to b' the more he got wound up, the more i did it
*Chunk was my nickname as a kid, some of my oldest friends still call me that, though it is Fozz or Mr Fozz to people these days
(12 Aug 2015, 1:41 pm)danpick wrote I've just watched the Comic Relief version of Amarillo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqLLDZvbG-U) and it will never be on TV again if you watch you'll find out why.
(11 Aug 2015, 2:23 pm)BusLoverMum wrote I sometimes think this might be payback for hating my little brother so much - he used to do similar just to piss me off. I've just been informed that "a single decker for the 24 has just gone past the window." Yep, that'll be the window I'm sat facing.
Littl'un has just had a soak in the bath (from which he was removed when he decided the whole bathroom needed a bath) and big'un has just now disappeared upstairs with a handful of coins and his camera - which he probably won't remember to put on charge for tomorrow, when he's finished (sealed waterproof, shockproof jobbie - it's survived several drops and lobs). [bWhen he's in coin mode, I'm treated to endless factoids on Eastern European history and such.[/b]
(13 Aug 2015, 5:54 pm)GX03 SVC wrote Me too.
(13 Aug 2015, 4:20 pm)MrFozz wrote Your big'un aint related to me is he or are you my mother by any chance [emoji23]He's about as cuddly as a motorised ironing board. All sharp elbows and fidget.
I have the habit of going on about things like the Eastern Europe example you made...Me and my Dad talk a bit about his time in the Navy and that learnt me quite a bit...
I have been known to talk come out with lots of facts, a lotta little known facts as well
I have a little saying to describe myself...
I am a flawed genius, very cute and cuddly(in a manly way) who knows a lot about nothing in particular.
(13 Aug 2015, 5:54 pm)GX03 SVC wrote Me too.I find I enjoy learning, because of my experience at school, I pfefer to learn alone...
(13 Aug 2015, 5:57 pm)Michael wrote Haha me too, i got shit G.C.S.E results due to shit teaching... such as teachers just handing books to copy out of and would rather have the disruptive ones ruin class.
Oh and we all had names for the teachers....
But look where i am now... due to self teaching!
(13 Aug 2015, 6:09 pm)MrFozz wrote So did we...To name a few
Fatty Shevels
Hygiene Bell(His first name was Eugene)
Bellson(My head of year, he was a bell end, so I changed the first syllable of his name to bell)
Little Hitler(My IT teacher)
Robbie Seven Foot(My year 9 Tutor who was about 6'10)
Lez(A science teacher known to be having it off with a female Lab Technician)
I would imagine most have a little Hitler
(13 Aug 2015, 6:16 pm)Michael wrote Lmao - Fatty Shevels!
We had loads here is a few:
Killer Miller: She was a religion nut
Cod Eye: He had a cock eye (can't think of its proper name)
Peado - we had a few teachers with that name, one liked all the girls to sit at front of the class.
Cock Tash - Deputy head who had a tash
Cock Tashes brother - would follow him around like a lap dog and lick his ass.
(14 Aug 2015, 10:51 am)Michael wrote Haha this video on Ladbible
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos...67/?type=2&theater
(13 Aug 2015, 7:40 pm)MurdnunoC wrote I don't really remember whether any of the teachers had nicknames at my school. Some had their peculiarities which we all used to mock privately, but lessons had very little disruption and most students, at least in my classes/year-group, were generally well-behaved. Any deviants were usually rooted out and expelled within the first two years of attendance.
(14 Aug 2015, 11:28 am)Chris wrote 'Ziggy' for our headmaster; 'Billy D' for everyone's favourite PE teacher Mr Dawson; and, perhaps unkindly, 'Mrs Rather Fat' for portly RE teacher Mrs Rutherford were names kicking around when I was there.
(14 Aug 2015, 12:01 pm)MurdnunoC wrote Aye, I forgot about Billy D to be honest - don't know how, he was my pastoral tutor for three years. I don't think anyone in my year called Rutherford 'Rather Fat' though.
Mickey Zaraga had a fearsome reputation though!
(13 Aug 2015, 7:40 pm)MurdnunoC wrote I don't really remember whether any of the teachers had nicknames at my school. Some had their peculiarities which we all used to mock privately, but lessons had very little disruption and most students, at least in my classes/year-group, were generally well-behaved. Any deviants were usually rooted out and expelled within the first two years of attendance.
(13 Aug 2015, 7:40 pm)Michael wrote I have no idea where cock tash came from Fozz hahaGuess it just comes down to the fact he has a tash and was probably a cock
We had one English teacher who liked to drop her pen a lot... have to admit.. she was really good looking.
(14 Aug 2015, 12:32 pm)Chris wrote Aye, thankfully I never had the pleasure of meeting him one on one!
(13 Aug 2015, 7:40 pm)Michael wrote I have no idea where cock tash came from Fozz haha
(14 Aug 2015, 12:35 pm)MrFozz wrote Guess it just comes down to the fact he has a tash and was probably a cock
(14 Aug 2015, 1:45 pm)MurdnunoC wrote Never heard the term 'cock-tash' before I read here it yesterday.
I've managed to use the term twice so far today!
A decent little put-down. Cheers!