I am in the doghouse with the wife again.

Last night, when she was fast asleep - I quietly sneaked over and carefully removed her tampax. I replaced it with a party pooper - leaving a little bit of the string hanging out.

I am telling you, that woman has no sense of humour at all!

(22 Jun 2015, 2:10 pm)Davie wrote What's the capital of England?  E
If a black house is black, an orange house is orange, what color is a green house? See through

Apologies for poor jokes

(23 Jun 2015, 6:09 pm)LeeCalder wrote Why do you feel the need to put this?

(12 Jun 2015, 11:46 am)Davie wrote A footballer played 1 game in his career and never played again, what you call him?

(13 Jul 2015, 10:51 am)Adam wrote The Eurozone finally strikes a €86bn rescue bailout deal for Greece.

Hopefully Mr Tsipras will now be able to afford a tie to accompany his suit.

(13 Jul 2015, 11:50 am)Adam wrote It does, yes.

It was too hastily arranged. The actual question on the paper was too "waffley", so it was pretty difficult for people to understand, but there was still an overwhelming 'no', contradictory to what all the pollsters were saying about it being 50:50.

It's now at the stage when Greece are having to do things they said they weren't, as you say: reforming pensions, privatising what's left of state assets, increasing tax etc etc. However, all of this still needs to be passed through the Greek parliament. Whether it will or not is a different matter, and is bound to have a serious debate and possibly a backlash against it.

The EU seem pretty happy with the deal, with Juncker saying "In this compromise, there are no winners and no losers". However, in my view, it's almost as if the Greeks have surrendered. They fought a hard war, but the pressure and arguably "bullying tactics" of the Eurozne won, leading the white flag to be waved.

(13 Jul 2015, 12:06 pm)Adam wrote There may be more to Varoufakis' resignation. If I recall correctly, his reasoning was so that the country had a better chance of securing a deal, but conflicting reports suggested Tsipras effectively 'sacked' him. It may have been for the same reason.

It was always stressed by the Greek government that their referendum wasn't an 'in/out' vote, even though some suggested a 'no' vote would result in the 'Grexit'.

(13 Jul 2015, 12:18 pm)Adam wrote aye, that rings a bell.

He's some bloke like though. He looks a bit like Voldemort and he rocked up at Downing Street once wearing a leather jacket and jeans.