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BusLoverMum



5,288
15 Nov 2016, 11:02 pm #661
Humdinger of a row on the X21, this afternoon, about open/closed windows.

Woman kept closing windows cited hat she "likes fresh air but not a draught". Them buses run hot, so when a guy embarked in CLS, he immediately opened a window. She told him "you had better shut that now" at which point. he told her that "it's a warm day, today" and refused poin blank (I inwardly cheered, as I was feeling a bit hot flushy, at this point, but had heard about a leaky pipe bursting at home and was too afraid of what I might find, plus too perturbed by my apparent invisibility to people 15 years my senior, this week, to be my usual bolshy self).

A full scale row erupted and he invited her to repeat what she muttered, at one point, They got more irate with each other, and i was just at the point to advise her to sit at the front, which was an extreme of suffocation way beyond draught free, when she started ranting and moved of her own accord.
BusLoverMum
15 Nov 2016, 11:02 pm #661

Humdinger of a row on the X21, this afternoon, about open/closed windows.

Woman kept closing windows cited hat she "likes fresh air but not a draught". Them buses run hot, so when a guy embarked in CLS, he immediately opened a window. She told him "you had better shut that now" at which point. he told her that "it's a warm day, today" and refused poin blank (I inwardly cheered, as I was feeling a bit hot flushy, at this point, but had heard about a leaky pipe bursting at home and was too afraid of what I might find, plus too perturbed by my apparent invisibility to people 15 years my senior, this week, to be my usual bolshy self).

A full scale row erupted and he invited her to repeat what she muttered, at one point, They got more irate with each other, and i was just at the point to advise her to sit at the front, which was an extreme of suffocation way beyond draught free, when she started ranting and moved of her own accord.

Jamie M

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17 Nov 2016, 11:50 pm #662
logo war in general discussion

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Jamie M
17 Nov 2016, 11:50 pm #662

logo war in general discussion

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Jimmi



10,977
18 Nov 2016, 9:21 am #663
Person sat on the train in front of me has a picture of Cilla Black as her lock screen.

Surprise, surprise, the unexpected hits you between the eyes.
The unpredictable, that's the surprise you see, surprise! Surprise!

Even more amusing as I'm heading to Liverpool although she got off at York.
Edited 18 Nov 2016, 9:21 am by Jimmi.
Jimmi
18 Nov 2016, 9:21 am #663

Person sat on the train in front of me has a picture of Cilla Black as her lock screen.

Surprise, surprise, the unexpected hits you between the eyes.
The unpredictable, that's the surprise you see, surprise! Surprise!

Even more amusing as I'm heading to Liverpool although she got off at York.

Jimmi



10,977
26 Nov 2016, 2:11 pm #664
Could have sworn that I was in Stanhope, we must be well lost on Weardale demonstrator Citaro BT66TZE
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Jimmi
26 Nov 2016, 2:11 pm #664

Could have sworn that I was in Stanhope, we must be well lost on Weardale demonstrator Citaro BT66TZE
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Michael



19,178
29 Nov 2016, 5:50 pm #665
Vegan campaigners demand animal fat removed from new £5 notes

http://news.sky.com/story/vegan-campaign...s-10676891


First world problems

Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.
Michael
29 Nov 2016, 5:50 pm #665

Vegan campaigners demand animal fat removed from new £5 notes

http://news.sky.com/story/vegan-campaign...s-10676891


First world problems


Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.

30 Nov 2016, 12:12 pm #666
(29 Nov 2016, 5:50 pm)Michael Vegan campaigners demand animal fat removed from new £5 notes

http://news.sky.com/story/vegan-campaign...s-10676891


First world problems

Has anyone tried telling them that if they want a suitable replacement for their new £5 note, they can go along to a greengrocer and exchange it for a big bag of fruit & veg that will be animal fat free? Big Grin

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northern156
30 Nov 2016, 12:12 pm #666

(29 Nov 2016, 5:50 pm)Michael Vegan campaigners demand animal fat removed from new £5 notes

http://news.sky.com/story/vegan-campaign...s-10676891


First world problems

Has anyone tried telling them that if they want a suitable replacement for their new £5 note, they can go along to a greengrocer and exchange it for a big bag of fruit & veg that will be animal fat free? Big Grin


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Jimmi



10,977
30 Nov 2016, 10:11 pm #667
Had someone messaging me on Facebook who has got me mixed with another Matthew, he actually asked me if I was this other Matthew and I had to say no I wasn't and asked me why which I then had to say because I ain't him then asked me to show me. Not like it says my name on my Facebook?!
Jimmi
30 Nov 2016, 10:11 pm #667

Had someone messaging me on Facebook who has got me mixed with another Matthew, he actually asked me if I was this other Matthew and I had to say no I wasn't and asked me why which I then had to say because I ain't him then asked me to show me. Not like it says my name on my Facebook?!

Michael



19,178
01 Dec 2016, 5:52 pm #668
This appeared on my Facebook memories: (Warning, does contain sexual references!)

*UNCENSORED* Ravenstake.com- "Harry Potter sex"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZsHgJAEmHM

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Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.
Michael
01 Dec 2016, 5:52 pm #668

This appeared on my Facebook memories: (Warning, does contain sexual references!)

*UNCENSORED* Ravenstake.com- "Harry Potter sex"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZsHgJAEmHM

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Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.

01 Dec 2016, 5:59 pm #669
https://www.flickr.com/photos/142814434@...ed-public/

I see they're still active in the community.

Edit: deleted the comments.
Edited 01 Dec 2016, 8:41 pm by R852 PRG.
R852 PRG
01 Dec 2016, 5:59 pm #669

https://www.flickr.com/photos/142814434@...ed-public/

I see they're still active in the community.

Edit: deleted the comments.

Michael



19,178
01 Dec 2016, 6:33 pm #670
(01 Dec 2016, 5:59 pm)R852 PRG https://www.flickr.com/photos/142814434@...ed-public/

I see they're still active in the community.

Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes

Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.
Michael
01 Dec 2016, 6:33 pm #670

(01 Dec 2016, 5:59 pm)R852 PRG https://www.flickr.com/photos/142814434@...ed-public/

I see they're still active in the community.

Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes


Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.

01 Dec 2016, 6:41 pm #671
(01 Dec 2016, 6:33 pm)Michael Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes

I've left him to stew now. Reassuring to see that he hasn't mended his ways.
R852 PRG
01 Dec 2016, 6:41 pm #671

(01 Dec 2016, 6:33 pm)Michael Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes Rolleyes

I've left him to stew now. Reassuring to see that he hasn't mended his ways.

Michael



19,178
01 Dec 2016, 6:42 pm #672
(01 Dec 2016, 6:41 pm)R852 PRG I've left him to stew now. Reassuring to see that he hasn't mended his ways.

Tongue, i do like that last comment... i wonder who left that?  Angel

Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.
Michael
01 Dec 2016, 6:42 pm #672

(01 Dec 2016, 6:41 pm)R852 PRG I've left him to stew now. Reassuring to see that he hasn't mended his ways.

Tongue, i do like that last comment... i wonder who left that?  Angel


Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.

Jimmi



10,977
01 Dec 2016, 6:49 pm #673
(01 Dec 2016, 5:59 pm)R852 PRG https://www.flickr.com/photos/142814434@...ed-public/

I see they're still active in the community.
Not the brightest spark, like how he (and another person who commented) must of thought that no-one would ever notice the new accounts they made on here after originally being banned.
Jimmi
01 Dec 2016, 6:49 pm #673

(01 Dec 2016, 5:59 pm)R852 PRG https://www.flickr.com/photos/142814434@...ed-public/

I see they're still active in the community.
Not the brightest spark, like how he (and another person who commented) must of thought that no-one would ever notice the new accounts they made on here after originally being banned.

Jimmi



10,977
01 Dec 2016, 7:11 pm #674
It's amazing what you can find in Asda.
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If you think this is inappropriate, bare in mind this was on a shelf in one of the UK's leading supermarkets.
Edited 01 Dec 2016, 7:14 pm by Jimmi.
Jimmi
01 Dec 2016, 7:11 pm #674

It's amazing what you can find in Asda.
[Image: 40bf2adb22b201c05eae3f803d200770.jpg]

If you think this is inappropriate, bare in mind this was on a shelf in one of the UK's leading supermarkets.

LeeCalder



1,928
02 Dec 2016, 11:44 am #675
(01 Dec 2016, 7:11 pm)Jimmi It's amazing what you can find in Asda.
[Image: 40bf2adb22b201c05eae3f803d200770.jpg]

If you think this is inappropriate, bare in mind this was on a shelf in one of the UK's leading supermarkets.

I saw that in Debenham's in Birmingham yesterday, certainly made me chuckle.
LeeCalder
02 Dec 2016, 11:44 am #675

(01 Dec 2016, 7:11 pm)Jimmi It's amazing what you can find in Asda.
[Image: 40bf2adb22b201c05eae3f803d200770.jpg]

If you think this is inappropriate, bare in mind this was on a shelf in one of the UK's leading supermarkets.

I saw that in Debenham's in Birmingham yesterday, certainly made me chuckle.

05 Dec 2016, 3:49 pm #676
Chester-le-Street's Christmas tree. Six-foot high metal railings all around it! At least the railings had tree-shape spikes... Big Grin
omnicity4659
05 Dec 2016, 3:49 pm #676

Chester-le-Street's Christmas tree. Six-foot high metal railings all around it! At least the railings had tree-shape spikes... Big Grin

05 Dec 2016, 7:57 pm #677
Soemone's replaced Emma it seems.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqdisf4oIg
Edited 05 Dec 2016, 7:58 pm by South Tyne Lad.

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South Tyne Lad
05 Dec 2016, 7:57 pm #677

Soemone's replaced Emma it seems.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqdisf4oIg


My New Flickr https://www.flickr.com/photos/140662069@N02/ - Posts every Weekend at the minimum Smile

Andreos1



14,260
15 Dec 2016, 7:46 pm #678
https://twitter.com/TheMediaTweets/statu...1892531200

Vanity Fair vs Trump just took a sudden twist!

'Illegitimis non carborundum'
Andreos1
15 Dec 2016, 7:46 pm #678

https://twitter.com/TheMediaTweets/statu...1892531200

Vanity Fair vs Trump just took a sudden twist!


'Illegitimis non carborundum'

James101



652
16 Dec 2016, 11:19 am #680
After leaving GNE's online customer service team, Bob went for his next job interview....
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16 Dec 2016, 11:19 am #680

After leaving GNE's online customer service team, Bob went for his next job interview....

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