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Similar to the 'What has made you happy today?' thread I suppose but what makes you laugh isn't really the same as what makes you happy. For example, I can be in a bad-mood for most of the day but still find things which make me laugh. Anyway, I digress...

I was looking at jobs on the former Jobcentre Plus website (now Universal Jobmatch) and found one which made me laugh.
https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob.a...D=14461158&JobTitle=Pizza+Delivery+Driver&redirect=http%3a%2f%2fjobsearch.direct.gov.uk%2fhome.aspx&pp=25&tjt=driver&where=ne39+1qq&sort=rv.dt.di&rad=10&rad_units=miles&re=134&tm=3&avsdm=2015-04-03T01%3a33%3a00-05%3a00


Rominos Pizza

Pizza Delivery Driver

Job description

Pizza Delivery Drivey

Good knowledge of local area is essential. Must have access to own car. Duties to include delivering pizza to customers, cash handling.  Working hours will be decided depending on the applicant but will include evening and weekend work. For more detail contact Mr. Ali 07950981433
or email your CV to pizzarominos@gmail.com

Aside from the fact they're looking for a 'Pizza Delivery Drivey' (whatever that is), I also found the name of the firm rather amusing - Rominos Pizza.

Wonder where the name came from?

Would love to see a picture of the shop itself.
I'd thought it was the one at Springwell Village, but that's 'Pizza Rominos'
(05 Apr 2015, 5:31 pm)aureolin wrote [ -> ]I'd thought it was the one at Springwell Village, but that's 'Pizza Rominos'

It might well be. The email addy reads 'Pizza Rominos'.
(05 Apr 2015, 5:40 pm)MurdnunoC wrote [ -> ]It might well be. The email addy reads 'Pizza Rominos'.

It mentions 'Gateshead' on the page, and I googled the blokes mobile number and he recycles drained batteries  Big Grin
Didn't amuse me at the time but...

What's in the bag?
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Thanks for getting in the front of the camera and ruining and my shot giving me evil looks for it!
(06 Apr 2015, 1:13 pm)Jimmi wrote [ -> ]What's in the bag?

I'll have two sugars with mine  Wink
This image

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This: https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLGgAHe...05gi6J10J6¶ms=OAFIAVgJ&v=J1uGAJ-Ctvw&mode=NORMAL
Big Grin
(16 Apr 2015, 3:50 pm)Andreos1 wrote [ -> ]The clip of this lot.

Just say no!

https://www.facebook.com/BritishFails/vi...8957210624

Some interesting and intense facial...erm... tensing here!
(16 Apr 2015, 3:50 pm)Andreos1 wrote [ -> ]The clip of this lot.

Just say no!

https://www.facebook.com/BritishFails/vi...8957210624
Jesus.

How horribly dated does this clip look now, some terrible "fashion" in the 90s and what is worrying is some of them are coming back.
Interesting
Bearing in mind we are talking about grown thirty something men here, the reliability of the 4 and the habit it has of running in two's or three's, makes one of my mates behave like a 12 year old lad.

When he suggested he would just jump on the 4 and meet us on the bus later, rather than in the pub - I had concerns. Someone would need to keep him updated via phone during the journey, so that he got on the right bus.
That would be fine, except I have just got the following message:

Yeah, text me when you get to xxx, I will walk down and get on at xxx. Make sure you are sitting at the front and waving, so that I know I am deffo getting on the right bus

Just for that, I think we will sit at the back of the bus
I don't usually watch the one on ITV2 but I feel I should after watching this video:
https://www.facebook.com/ryan.booth.509/...599579870/
(19 Apr 2015, 4:15 pm)Dan wrote [ -> ]I don't usually watch the one on ITV2 but I feel I should after watching this video:
https://www.facebook.com/ryan.booth.509/...599579870/

I can't watch the ITV2 show because I can't stand Stephen Mulhern.

Still don't really understand why I have this hatred for him.
(19 Apr 2015, 4:26 pm)Jimmi wrote [ -> ]I can't watch the ITV2 show because I can't stand Stephen Mulhern.

Still don't really understand why I have this hatred for him.

I think he is on too many ITV shows. More Talent, Big Star's Little Star and Catchphrase to name a few.
(19 Apr 2015, 4:43 pm)Robert wrote [ -> ]I think he is on too many ITV shows. More Talent, Big Star's Little Star and Catchphrase to name a few.

ITV have a very limited 'talent' pool, they have the same few presenters and guests on all there programmes.

Stephen is one of them, there is plenty more appearances than you have mentioned
Can't get a link as I'm on my phone, but the "deluded Liverpool fan" commentary of the Liverpool match, on the YNFA Facebook page, absolute class Big Grin
Aye I saw that was hilarious!
(20 Apr 2015, 8:37 pm)Tom wrote [ -> ]Aye I saw that was hilarious!

Think he does them often, seem to remember one after the Palace game at the end of last season... 
The neighbours have just had their windows cleaned this morning, now they've got them being replaced Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
When i was going through the posts from previous threads the other night. i came across this post which made me laugh
A suit on the train. Argued with a woman, and was adamant that it couldn't be her seat because it was his. The guard was passing and looked at his ticket, then proceeded to charge him the difference between his advance single and a standard single for being on the wrong train pratt!
(21 Apr 2015, 7:30 pm)Robert wrote [ -> ]When i was going through the posts from previous threads the other night. i came across this post which made me laugh

Quite a delayed 'like' from you there, Robert!  Wink
Keep telling you kids - just say no!
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/...ie-9146775
Reading this
(05 May 2015, 9:40 am)Davie wrote [ -> ]Reading this

Aye. Bournemouth definately need to keep top striker Callum Wilson for next season. Don't know what's so funny or amusing about that like! 
(05 May 2015, 9:50 am)MurdnunoC wrote [ -> ]Aye. Bournemouth definately need to keep top striker Callum Wilson for next season. Don't know what's so funny or amusing about that like! 

It was the rumour at the top, I found funny because lambert nor Adebayor get first team football for their respective teams, and yet the Premier league champions are getting linked with them
Do we think I should buy these trainers?
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They are only £66.99!
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