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Andreos1



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29 May 2016, 6:00 pm #1
Appreciate they aren't everyone's cup of tea, but are deemed a requirement on quite a few sites these days.

For those of us who can't or won't I stall adblock software, I thought it would be amusing sharing the ads that have popped up and are apparently tailored to suit our personal needs.


I have had quite a few humorous ones, including ads that suggest I try out modelling and buy a hoverboard.
Currently I have one that is suggesting hotel stays in London.
I had to hide my phone earlier when a dating site was suggested. Didn't want Mrs C seeing it and getting the wrong idea.

The screenshot attached is my favourite. If anyone wishes to translate, please feel free - cos I haven't a clue!

The tailored and personalised targeting isn't working.
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Andreos1
29 May 2016, 6:00 pm #1

Appreciate they aren't everyone's cup of tea, but are deemed a requirement on quite a few sites these days.

For those of us who can't or won't I stall adblock software, I thought it would be amusing sharing the ads that have popped up and are apparently tailored to suit our personal needs.


I have had quite a few humorous ones, including ads that suggest I try out modelling and buy a hoverboard.
Currently I have one that is suggesting hotel stays in London.
I had to hide my phone earlier when a dating site was suggested. Didn't want Mrs C seeing it and getting the wrong idea.

The screenshot attached is my favourite. If anyone wishes to translate, please feel free - cos I haven't a clue!

The tailored and personalised targeting isn't working.

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Adrian



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29 May 2016, 6:08 pm #2
(29 May 2016, 6:00 pm)Andreos1 The tailored and personalised targeting isn't working.

It's not a NEB issue, as it's Google that serve the ads directly.

A few pointers though:
- Check your 'Ads Settings' at Google.
- Check what devices are signed in to your Google account.
- Contact Google Support via their product forum.

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Adrian
29 May 2016, 6:08 pm #2

(29 May 2016, 6:00 pm)Andreos1 The tailored and personalised targeting isn't working.

It's not a NEB issue, as it's Google that serve the ads directly.

A few pointers though:
- Check your 'Ads Settings' at Google.
- Check what devices are signed in to your Google account.
- Contact Google Support via their product forum.


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Jimmi



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29 May 2016, 6:15 pm #3
I'm only getting "Leave the EU" campaign and Go Outdoors on here at the moment.
 
Not certain if this is AdWords but... I quite often on some other sites, keep getting adverts asking if you want to hook-up with Asian women, no idea why, these have popped up on stuff like news sites and other sites that are nothing like what is being advertised. I haven't been searching for owt like that, honest! Blush
Jimmi
29 May 2016, 6:15 pm #3

I'm only getting "Leave the EU" campaign and Go Outdoors on here at the moment.
 
Not certain if this is AdWords but... I quite often on some other sites, keep getting adverts asking if you want to hook-up with Asian women, no idea why, these have popped up on stuff like news sites and other sites that are nothing like what is being advertised. I haven't been searching for owt like that, honest! Blush

Andreos1



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29 May 2016, 6:15 pm #4
(29 May 2016, 6:08 pm)Adrian It's not a NEB issue, as it's Google that serve the ads directly.

A few pointers though:
- Check your 'Ads Settings' at Google.
- Check what devices are signed in to your Google account.
- Contact Google Support via their product forum.


I know it isn't a NEB issue, however I feel the ads shown can reflect on the site.
I have spent time in the past (as a business and website owner) looking in to ad sense and ad words, so understand how it works. My settings are fine as far as I can see.
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Andreos1
29 May 2016, 6:15 pm #4

(29 May 2016, 6:08 pm)Adrian It's not a NEB issue, as it's Google that serve the ads directly.

A few pointers though:
- Check your 'Ads Settings' at Google.
- Check what devices are signed in to your Google account.
- Contact Google Support via their product forum.


I know it isn't a NEB issue, however I feel the ads shown can reflect on the site.
I have spent time in the past (as a business and website owner) looking in to ad sense and ad words, so understand how it works. My settings are fine as far as I can see.

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Andreos1



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29 May 2016, 6:27 pm #5
(29 May 2016, 6:15 pm)Jimmi I'm only getting "Leave the EU" campaign and Go Outdoors on here at the moment.
 
Not certain if this is AdWords but... I quite often on some other sites, keep getting adverts asking if you want to hook-up with Asian women, no idea why, these have popped up on stuff like news sites and other sites that are nothing like what is being advertised. I haven't been searching for owt like that, honest! Blush

Fozz may get jealous (cos he has mentioned that he has a soft spot), but according to the latest ad, there is a Russian woman just a few miles from me and is waiting for me.


The Charities Aid Commission are wanting me to set up a direct debit too.

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Andreos1
29 May 2016, 6:27 pm #5

(29 May 2016, 6:15 pm)Jimmi I'm only getting "Leave the EU" campaign and Go Outdoors on here at the moment.
 
Not certain if this is AdWords but... I quite often on some other sites, keep getting adverts asking if you want to hook-up with Asian women, no idea why, these have popped up on stuff like news sites and other sites that are nothing like what is being advertised. I haven't been searching for owt like that, honest! Blush

Fozz may get jealous (cos he has mentioned that he has a soft spot), but according to the latest ad, there is a Russian woman just a few miles from me and is waiting for me.


The Charities Aid Commission are wanting me to set up a direct debit too.


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Adrian



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29 May 2016, 6:31 pm #6
Both,

Click the 'X' and mark it as irrelevant or inappropriate, if that's what you feel about the particular ad, but I can assure you that it's working based on browsing habits and what information Google has on you.

But feel free to contact Google if you have concerns over what is displayed, as I've noted above.

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Adrian
29 May 2016, 6:31 pm #6

Both,

Click the 'X' and mark it as irrelevant or inappropriate, if that's what you feel about the particular ad, but I can assure you that it's working based on browsing habits and what information Google has on you.

But feel free to contact Google if you have concerns over what is displayed, as I've noted above.


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Andreos1



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29 May 2016, 6:42 pm #7
(29 May 2016, 6:31 pm)Adrian Both,

Click the 'X' and mark it as irrelevant or inappropriate, if that's what you feel about the particular ad, but I can assure you that it's working based on browsing habits and what information Google has on you.

But feel free to contact Google if you have concerns over what is displayed, as I've noted above.


Apart from not wanting a skip (particularly in North Wales where Alan's Skip Hire is), I have never had PPI - so would have no need to search for it...
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Andreos1
29 May 2016, 6:42 pm #7

(29 May 2016, 6:31 pm)Adrian Both,

Click the 'X' and mark it as irrelevant or inappropriate, if that's what you feel about the particular ad, but I can assure you that it's working based on browsing habits and what information Google has on you.

But feel free to contact Google if you have concerns over what is displayed, as I've noted above.


Apart from not wanting a skip (particularly in North Wales where Alan's Skip Hire is), I have never had PPI - so would have no need to search for it...

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Adrian



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29 May 2016, 6:48 pm #8
(29 May 2016, 6:42 pm)Andreos1 Apart from not wanting a skip (particularly in North Wales where Alan's Skip Hire is), I have never had PPI - so would have no need to search for it...

I've never had it either, but it doesn't stop people ringing me on two mobiles, a house phone and a desk phone about it, constantly. Without going in to personal finances too much, I'd suggest it's likely to be a company targeting users searching for banking, credit cards, or a particular financial institute.

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Adrian
29 May 2016, 6:48 pm #8

(29 May 2016, 6:42 pm)Andreos1 Apart from not wanting a skip (particularly in North Wales where Alan's Skip Hire is), I have never had PPI - so would have no need to search for it...

I've never had it either, but it doesn't stop people ringing me on two mobiles, a house phone and a desk phone about it, constantly. Without going in to personal finances too much, I'd suggest it's likely to be a company targeting users searching for banking, credit cards, or a particular financial institute.


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BusLoverMum



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29 May 2016, 10:55 pm #9
Bailey group business advisors? Actually scratching my head about that one.
BusLoverMum
29 May 2016, 10:55 pm #9

Bailey group business advisors? Actually scratching my head about that one.

Ambassador



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29 May 2016, 11:30 pm #10
All I've had, somewhat ironically, is ads for Google Adwords

Wistfully stuck in the 90s
Ambassador
29 May 2016, 11:30 pm #10

All I've had, somewhat ironically, is ads for Google Adwords


Wistfully stuck in the 90s

Andreos1



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30 May 2016, 10:03 am #11
Anyone?
Edited 30 May 2016, 10:07 am by Andreos1.
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Andreos1
30 May 2016, 10:03 am #11

Anyone?

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Jimmi



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30 May 2016, 10:16 am #12
(29 May 2016, 6:15 pm)Jimmi I'm only getting "Leave the EU" campaign and Go Outdoors on here at the moment.
 
Not certain if this is AdWords but... I quite often on some other sites, keep getting adverts asking if you want to hook-up with Asian women, no idea why, these have popped up on stuff like news sites and other sites that are nothing like what is being advertised. I haven't been searching for owt like that, honest! Blush
Got these last night.
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Jimmi
30 May 2016, 10:16 am #12

(29 May 2016, 6:15 pm)Jimmi I'm only getting "Leave the EU" campaign and Go Outdoors on here at the moment.
 
Not certain if this is AdWords but... I quite often on some other sites, keep getting adverts asking if you want to hook-up with Asian women, no idea why, these have popped up on stuff like news sites and other sites that are nothing like what is being advertised. I haven't been searching for owt like that, honest! Blush
Got these last night.
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mb134



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30 May 2016, 11:30 am #13
(29 May 2016, 6:15 pm)Jimmi I'm only getting "Leave the EU" campaign and Go Outdoors on here at the moment.
 

Same here, with some "mbna" adverts occasionally.

Part of me is quite disappointed that I haven't had anything more exotic yet!
mb134
30 May 2016, 11:30 am #13

(29 May 2016, 6:15 pm)Jimmi I'm only getting "Leave the EU" campaign and Go Outdoors on here at the moment.
 

Same here, with some "mbna" adverts occasionally.

Part of me is quite disappointed that I haven't had anything more exotic yet!

BusLoverMum



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30 May 2016, 9:45 pm #14
(30 May 2016, 10:16 am)Jimmi Got these last night.
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Oh dear!

Though someone Husband used to work with actually did hook up with a Thai bride. Until then, we had no idea that people actually did that for real. Hopefully, she didn't mind that the guy lived almost entirely on crisps and instant noodles.
BusLoverMum
30 May 2016, 9:45 pm #14

(30 May 2016, 10:16 am)Jimmi Got these last night.
[Image: e6386cde4aaa3e61858784e989ceefb4.jpg]
[Image: 53907362b6cca3ef67dcdf5306d04ab8.jpg]

Oh dear!

Though someone Husband used to work with actually did hook up with a Thai bride. Until then, we had no idea that people actually did that for real. Hopefully, she didn't mind that the guy lived almost entirely on crisps and instant noodles.

Jimmi



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18 Jun 2016, 8:01 pm #15
Anyone need golf insurance?
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Jimmi
18 Jun 2016, 8:01 pm #15

Anyone need golf insurance?

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BusLoverMum



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18 Jun 2016, 8:47 pm #16
(18 Jun 2016, 8:01 pm)Jimmi Anyone need golf insurance?

I've been trying to track some down for ages. Thanks for that Big Grin
BusLoverMum
18 Jun 2016, 8:47 pm #16

(18 Jun 2016, 8:01 pm)Jimmi Anyone need golf insurance?

I've been trying to track some down for ages. Thanks for that Big Grin

Andreos1



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26 Jun 2016, 10:59 am #17
Wow!

No idea who she is, but a trip is looking likely!
Anyone else up for it?
Edited 26 Jun 2016, 11:00 am by Andreos1.
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Andreos1
26 Jun 2016, 10:59 am #17

Wow!

No idea who she is, but a trip is looking likely!
Anyone else up for it?

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Adrian



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26 Jun 2016, 11:02 am #18
Has anyone logged their issues with Google yet? I'm sure they'd be more than happy to investigate, if their ad engine is indeed 'broken'.

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Adrian
26 Jun 2016, 11:02 am #18

Has anyone logged their issues with Google yet? I'm sure they'd be more than happy to investigate, if their ad engine is indeed 'broken'.


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MurdnunoC



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26 Jun 2016, 11:10 am #19
(26 Jun 2016, 10:59 am)Andreos1 Wow!

No idea who she is, but a trip is looking likely!
Anyone else up for it?

I wish I had a volleyball like her.
MurdnunoC
26 Jun 2016, 11:10 am #19

(26 Jun 2016, 10:59 am)Andreos1 Wow!

No idea who she is, but a trip is looking likely!
Anyone else up for it?

I wish I had a volleyball like her.

Andreos1



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26 Jun 2016, 8:17 pm #20
(26 Jun 2016, 11:02 am)Adrian Has anyone logged their issues with Google yet? I'm sure they'd be more than happy to investigate, if their ad engine is indeed 'broken'.
I have reported a number of ads. No idea whether it is a complete coincidence, but my email account receives an astounding amount of spam every weekend and has done since the ads were launched on the forum.
(26 Jun 2016, 11:10 am)MurdnunoC I wish I had a volleyball like her.
I had a Mitre Delta once. Not sure it was the worlds greatest football, but it was a lovely football

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Andreos1
26 Jun 2016, 8:17 pm #20

(26 Jun 2016, 11:02 am)Adrian Has anyone logged their issues with Google yet? I'm sure they'd be more than happy to investigate, if their ad engine is indeed 'broken'.
I have reported a number of ads. No idea whether it is a complete coincidence, but my email account receives an astounding amount of spam every weekend and has done since the ads were launched on the forum.
(26 Jun 2016, 11:10 am)MurdnunoC I wish I had a volleyball like her.
I had a Mitre Delta once. Not sure it was the worlds greatest football, but it was a lovely football


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