How do I get rid of these shitty scam adverts? They're really pissing me off now, already had an old granny who transformed her abs. 

I'm getting one for AutoTrader Trucks at the moment.

The "worst" one was the one where it was a woman's bottom in lycra trousers, was really distracting when I wanted to upload photos to Flickr

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Today's annoyances are that I am full of cold.

Also thanks to the driver on the 5A/19 I only just managed to get a shot of the Sapphire Enviro 400 in Darlington.

I'm getting one for AutoTrader Trucks at the moment.

The "worst" one was the one where it was a woman's bottom in lycra trousers, was really distracting when I wanted to upload photos to Flickr

Planning on setting up a truck company, like? IDBI Transport. 

Didn't really want to know about that, no doubt I'll get it though  

Planning on setting up a truck company, like? IDBI Transport. 

Didn't really want to know about that, no doubt I'll get it though  

I've had boilers and one for buying a motor home and go to Canada this afternoon.

I've had boilers and one for buying a motor home and go to Canada this afternoon.

Yep, always wanted a boiler. Always wanted to tour Canada in a shitty heap too.

Stupid cold.

My nose is reder than Rudolh's.

One of my friends is having a party tonight and everyone is going apart from me.

Hosting a party on a weekday... How inconsiderate! ;P

I was in bed catching up on some kip and some random idiot texting me bad language how the hell did this person get my number I say good luck of replying his number is blocked

3969 breaking down...

Can someone tell that pervert who works for the pizza house to stop parking his shitty Audi in the raised part of the bus stop. Ever since they raised the kerb, he's had a petition to move the bus stop, he mustn't have got enough replies now that he parks next to the raised bit.

Can someone tell that pervert who works for the pizza house to stop parking his shitty Audi in the raised part of the bus stop. Ever since they raised the kerb, he's had a petition to move the bus stop, he mustn't have got enough replies now that he parks next to the raised bit.

Out of interest how do you think he is a pervert?

Shouldn't be parking in a bus stop mind.

Out of interest how do you think he is a pervert?

Shouldn't be parking in a bus stop mind.

He is a pervert because everywhere he goes he's dragging a Arabian woman who barely understands English but has been employed to do the order thing. 

Every night now, I and other people have to literally jump off a bus onto the road because he parks his stupid 54-reg Audi in the bus stop. 

He is a pervert because everywhere he goes he's dragging a Arabian woman who barely understands English but has been employed to do the order thing. 

Every night now, I and other people have to literally jump off a bus onto the road because he parks his stupid 54-reg Audi in the bus stop. 

Might be his partner?? I don't see how driving around with a woman makes him a pervert.

He is a pervert because everywhere he goes he's dragging a Arabian woman who barely understands English but has been employed to do the order thing. 

Every night now, I and other people have to literally jump off a bus onto the road because he parks his stupid 54-reg Audi in the bus stop. 

My Dad can't drive and is registered blind. My mother has to drive him around everywhere. Is she a pervert too?

He is a pervert because everywhere he goes he's dragging a Arabian woman who barely understands English but has been employed to do the order thing. 

Every night now, I and other people have to literally jump off a bus onto the road because he parks his stupid 54-reg Audi in the bus stop. 

Not really sure how that makes him a perv.

I hate parking in bus stops even if is just someone dropping someone off, last week on a Durham bound 7 there was someone getting dropped off in a car in the bus stop at the Agnew Way Garage stop and of course someone wanted to be off the 7 at that stop so the bus had to block the road to let the passengers off and there is a traffic island where the bus stopped so nothing could get past the bus so people behind were blaring the horns at the bus because of this and guess what the person who got dropped off in the car wanted to get on the bus so that meant the bus was still blocking the road.

Also hate the person who parks right in-front of the bus stop where I get off the 7 as I sometimes have to cling onto the handrails so the bus can get in the stop and sometimes the bus overshoots the stop and I have to get off in the mud and it makes crossing the road a pain in the arse.

Whenever people get dropped off at the bus stops it's always when the bus is coming up the road behind them, on one very wet morning I had to walk through what was basically a swamp to flag a 7 down because someone wanted to wait in mummy's car because she didn't want to get wet, was tempted to take my shoes off and smear the car in the mud caked on the bottom of my shoes.

 JimmiI hate parking in bus stops even if is just someone dropping someone off, last week on a Durham bound 7 there was someone getting dropped off in a car in the bus stop at the Agnew Way Garage stop and of course someone wanted to be off the 7 at that stop so the bus had to block the road to let the passengers off and there is a traffic island where the bus stopped so nothing could get past the bus so people behind were blaring the horns at the bus because of this and guess what the person who got dropped off in the car wanted to get on the bus so that meant the bus was still blocking the road.

Also hate the person who parks right in-front of the bus stop where I get off the 7 as I sometimes have to cling onto the handrails so the bus can get in the stop and sometimes the bus overshoots the stop and I have to get off in the mud and it makes crossing the road a pain in the arse.

Whenever people get dropped off at the bus stops it's always when the bus is coming up the road behind them, on one very wet morning I had to walk through what was basically a swamp to flag a 7 down because someone wanted to wait in mummy's car because she didn't want to get wet, was tempted to take my shoes off and smear the car in the mud caked on the bottom of my shoes.
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Why can't bus drivers carry parking ticket things around, so they can print a ticket and stick it on their car.

As for the perv thing, I'm only calling than man and the woman pervs as they know they are parking in bus stops, the park in a designated space then reverse into the bus stop.

 JimmiI hate parking in bus stops even if is just someone dropping someone off, last week on a Durham bound 7 there was someone getting dropped off in a car in the bus stop at the Agnew Way Garage stop and of course someone wanted to be off the 7 at that stop so the bus had to block the road to let the passengers off and there is a traffic island where the bus stopped so nothing could get past the bus so people behind were blaring the horns at the bus because of this and guess what the person who got dropped off in the car wanted to get on the bus so that meant the bus was still blocking the road.

Also hate the person who parks right in-front of the bus stop where I get off the 7 as I sometimes have to cling onto the handrails so the bus can get in the stop and sometimes the bus overshoots the stop and I have to get off in the mud and it makes crossing the road a pain in the arse.

Whenever people get dropped off at the bus stops it's always when the bus is coming up the road behind them, on one very wet morning I had to walk through what was basically a swamp to flag a 7 down because someone wanted to wait in mummy's car because she didn't want to get wet, was tempted to take my shoes off and smear the car in the mud caked on the bottom of my shoes.
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Why can't bus drivers carry parking ticket things around, so they can print a ticket and stick it on their car.

As for the perv thing, I'm only calling than man and the woman pervs as they know they are parking in bus stops, the park in a designated space then reverse into the bus stop.

I dont understand that, knowingly parking in bus stop being perverted...

Now if he got out and started shagging the bus stop, or gave a show with his lady on the back seat that may be perverted, but simply parking on a bus stop is not perverted

Where the white car is, he parks his Audi there then reverses it to the shop. He could easily park his Audi at the back of the shop then walk through the shop and get in it there.

I dont understand that, knowingly parking in bus stop being perverted...

Now if he got out and started shagging the bus stop, or gave a show with his lady on the back seat that may be perverted, but simply parking on a bus stop is not perverted

To be pedantic, he's technically right.

Perversion is loosely defined as being human behaviour considered by most to be unorthodox or not-normal.

He's used it in the correct context.

To be pedantic, he's technically right.

Perversion is loosely defined as being human behaviour considered by most to be unorthodox or not-normal.

He's used it in the correct context.

Bloody Hell...90% of car drivers are perverts, everyone that does not give way to buses in Dalton Park are perverts if using the context you mention mate

Anyway, what else annoyed me today; some knob decided to stand inches behind me while I was ordering in McDonalds, worst of all I was paying with my mam's card and I refused to type the PIN in until he backed off as I would delay his order. Thankfully another staff member realised what was going on and opened another till.

Lots of knobs in Ershington today.

Bloody Hell...90% of car drivers are perverts, everyone that does not give way to buses in Dalton Park are perverts if using the context you mention mate

If 90% of motorists are involved then the behaviour is normalised and therefore not perverted.

The other 10% however...

If 90% of motorists are involved then the behaviour is normalised and therefore not perverted.

The other 10% however...

As always, fair point mate, but 90% will have been perverted at some point...As for the 10% well, there may be no hope for there perverted behaviour

To be pedantic, he's technically right.

Perversion is loosely defined as being human behaviour considered by most to be unorthodox or not-normal.

He's used it in the correct context.

Does that mean we are all perverts for participating in this unusual hobby?

Does that mean we are all perverts for participating in this unusual hobby?

Good question Jimbo...

But I would say the context it is used in is to do with breaking the law...

Good question Jimbo...

But I would say the context it is used in is to do with breaking the law...

Not really. Even if used in its usual sexual context, being a pervert doesn't necessitate the need to break the law.

Within the confines of this forum, no one is a pervert. Within a wider societial setting, we are all perverts.

It's interesting how one word can almost simultaneously rationalise, justify, denounce, and vilify our innocuous hobbies or habits. Don't you just love the English language?

This cold is really getting worse, it's almost 2am, I'm wide awake, my head is killing, keep coughing all the time and now to round it off I feel like I'm going to be sick.

Rant over!

43 pages of pure drivel that I have to read. "Confirm that the positive (+) and negative (-) terminals are oriented correctly."

Now I've got to slide a string-type object into a plastic cap. Of which I've already done wrong.

Royal Fail.

Constantly reminded to use the door adjacent to the road,  but they knock on the back door. Busteds, I can't open the back door. Now they've left a fudging "We've missed you" card through the letterbox just when I was getting my coat on to run around to the back.

Another bloody trip to North Seaton Colliery now.

Flickr is as slow as fuck again.