I'm half expecting the Iraqi Information Minister (there's a reference for the kids) to start announcing GNE cancellations
'Everything is fine, there are no cancellations, all is good, they are lies - the evil axis of Stagecoach and Arriva are behind this. We have lots of drivers, too many drivers, we sent them all home. Customers are clapping and cheering our timetabled buses and our value fares and world class speedy contactless'
RE: Disruptions and driver shortages
Wistfully stuck in the 90s