(14 May 2015, 5:53 pm)leestransportphotos wrote I had a right laugh in ICT today with my mate Soup (He isn't really called Soup, he's called Tommy. I won't go into details), Anyway, he reckons his mother is an ambulance driver and a paramedic (She cannot drive), his farther is a policeman (He's previously been convicted) and his step father is a fireman (This bit is true)!!!
I want to know why he is called Soup now you mentioned it...
Sounds like my mate Pedro(lovely lad), he has learning disabilities and is one of the funniest people you could meet, some of the stuff he would come out with was great, at one point he was a UEFA Certified Football Coach on his way to the top in the Royal Navy Reserves amd reckoned he was going to become Alan Pardew's right hand man at Newcastle, maybe he should have done, Pedro would do a better job than John Carver is now.
When pressed about his coaching badges, he said he got it from the Shildon FA, then Sunderland FA...He had no idea of County FAs...
It got to the point where he figured out he could wind me up by talking shite, he started to do it on purpose to piss me off