(29 May 2015, 7:45 pm)Malarkey wrote Been in the middle of having a Dump in a Supermarket when the cleaner then shouts is anyone is in, finishing off your Business but then not flushing the toilet, or alternatively causing a Blockage by using an overly excessive amount of Toilet Roll and leaving the cleaner to sort it after you have departed  .

My kinda thing that...When I do things like that, it is one of those 'Don't breath through the nose' moments

On a booze cruise to Luxembourg years ago, on the way home we stopped at a truck stop at Grantham or Retford, there was only one toilet open(disabled one), I made sure I got in first as my guts were going like a fast cycle in a washing machine, went in, pebble dashed the pot and left laughing my back off because at least 5 others were waiting to use it after me...

We had a rule on the bus for the toilet 'Pissing is fine, but strictly No solids or anything runny in the toilet' and I have said in the past if producing smelly farts was a sport I would be in the world top 10 every year