(30 Mar 2016, 6:30 pm)Andreos1 wrote

Bloke on the train.

Must have been sitting there 2 hours before he suddenly remembered about the Burger King in his rucksack.

He was looking gloomy and suddenly perked up, before rummaging and pulling out a soggy, brown bag.

He devoured the 'sweaty' chips and disected his burger in minutes.