I dont know how to take screenshots, so I am just copying and pasting, there were loads of definitions, I took the one I liked best lol

DAVID

21. David

Sexiest man in the world. Has the perfect cock. AWESOME IN BED! People always say i just had sex with David and i orgasmed like 20 times. David is the best guy in the world compared to all other guys. David gets all the girls

David

mark as favorite buy david mugs & shirts

awesome alarming astonishing awe-inspiringawful beautiful 
by sexGod12321233 Jan 09 add a video add an image

My surname however

1.forster

depressed, emo, smitten, struck, down

A: "Oh no, my girlfriend left me! I want to kill myself!" 
B: "Dude, quit being so forster already." 

forster

a whimpy person, which keeps crying and complaining about how terrible their life is, although they are better off than anyone else around them, e.g. having hiphop-gangsta-playa-style clothes bought for them by their mother which are worth several hundred dollars, a suit for several hundred dollars, a macbook for several thousand dollars, have had a married five year older girlfriend who allowed them to have analsex with her all the time, spend most of the time smoking best quality weed while everyone else is forced to smoke cheap pot while not willing to share it, have got busted while driving their car stoned and drunk several times withouth having to lose their driving license because their mother knew the local police chief, and so on. 

a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you. 

synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot

the sun does not shine today. damn i feel so forster.

On the one hand I have the perfect penis, I am like Lord Flashheart from Blackadder, I can make girls orgasm on command pretty much, but my surname says I am a wimpy little faggot, lol