I remember years ago a German sounding got on the 61 at Park Lane and asked
Passenger: Return to Me Lane please
Driver: Where is that
Passenger: I don't know, I vill know ven I see it...
Driver: Do you know the place where it is
Passenger: No, Just Me Lane
At this point the driver looked at a stage list and asked the guy to point out where he wanted to go...
Of all the places to go he was wanting the Mill Inn...Being easily amused, I laughed about it for months
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