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Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

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Adam
Adam
RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
I am renowned amongst my mates for telling the cringiest jokes, so here goes:

Crime in multi-story car parks.... it's wrong on so many levels.

What do you call a Jumbo Jet on a spring?
A Boing 747

Renewable energy.... I'm a big fan.

What do you call a Star Wars character that turned into a pirate?
Arr2-D2.

What does the vegetable priest say?
Lettuce pray.

I once saw an Italian actress covered in cushions. It was Sofa Loren.
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RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*