(19 Sep 2014, 9:56 pm)NEBCD Malarkey wrote This has made my Day.
http://www.alanpardewsrandomexcusegenerator.com/
Although his position is becoming increasing untenable, I still feel a little sympathetic towards the plight of Alan Pardew.
When he eventually leaves, I think the next manager (whomever it may be) will struggle just as much as Pardew.
If I were a manager without a club, I wouldn't touch the Newcastle job. It's a poisoned challis.
Still, Pardew has nothing to complain about. If he gets sacked, there's a lot of compensation to forward to.