(21 Nov 2014, 8:14 pm)marxistafozzski wrote I just wonder if it would let off smells, would the exhaust fumes smell like a potent turd...I remember when the grass and trees were being laid at Dalton Park, human waste was used as a fertilizer and it smelled horrible...

Next your on the netty, just think about where that shit ends up

Speaking of human waste, I just have to tell you this story, Fozz!

I have quite frankly the funniest maths teacher alive - she's full of banter, and can make a telling off seem hilarious!

One of my friends in the class was chewing some gum, and he started coughing. She noticed and asked him if he alright, and he said he was fine, but he had just accidentally swallowed his gum. She told him 'you deserve it, that's why I don't like kids chewing in my lessons, it'll sound like a machine gun when you go next! - just make sure you don't do that in my lesson, either!'

I was sitting there like I was having an epileptic fit!