(08 Mar 2015, 5:43 pm)MurdnunoC wrote Quite an unfortunate name for a footballer (or indeed anyone in any profession).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argel_Fucks
There's been a few of those. John Motson trying to announce when Stefan Kuntz got on the ball in Euro 96 springs to mind
There's also Rod Fanni, and away from football Andreas Wank. I find it even more comical that the latter is involved in skiing mind...