(11 Mar 2015, 4:31 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote A hilarious story my maths teacher told me today...
Her oldest son is 22 now, and has a job working at Nissan. When he was 12/13 - he started sleep-walking. At about 12:30 one Friday night she was in her living room watching TV, when she heard a dripping noise upstairs.
She went to the foot of the staircase - and caught him p***ing down the stairs....
My mam and dad took me to Amsterdam for my birthday in 2005, on the way over got talking to a lad from School who was a squaddie and heading back to Paderborn, we proceeded to get very drunk, I went back to the Cabin I was sharing with my folks, fell through the door, proceeded to tell the whole floor I needed the toilet and as my mother put it, I think, I 'lobbed my c**k out and p****d in the wardrobe' my mother apparantly chased me to smack me
Next day was funny as well, on the coach from Ijmuiden to Amsterdam, I got on, sat down, there was people opposite, in front and behind me, when we got to Amsterdam, there was no one around me, I had done a Mr Fozz Special, the dead rat crawled out my arse and apparantly the smell was sickening