(02 Sep 2023, 9:22 pm)Unber43 wrote Yep, Deptford (or Sunderland Depot as GNE renamed it) cancellations have started again
It was renamed when the Martijn was here, nothing to do with current management.
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(02 Sep 2023, 9:04 pm)Ambassador wrote I’ve never wanted to gouge my eyes out as much as I have.
The PR own goals continue…have they seen their own cancellation list?
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(09 Nov 2023, 12:55 am)Unber43 wrote I think I speak for everyone In this forum that it is such a shame that GNE did not win a Route One Award, nor even made it to the finalists https://routeoneawards.com/finalists/ such a shame for such a premium operator who has cut services, awful, aging fleet with rock hard seats, managment and office staff for weeks have been 200 miles away in Manchester, no customer service or social media support and to top it all of a strike which is going to last about 14 weeks.
If that isn't what I takes, I don't know what more they can do
#coup #recount #rigged
(10 Nov 2023, 7:56 am)GuyParkRoyal wrote Go North East apparently won the Hall of Fame award at the Route One Awards.
A disgrace that such an appalling bus operator was allowed to be part of these awards.
(28 Nov 2023, 4:13 pm)wibblejunior wrote Perhaps we need a bus industry equivalent of the Golden Raspberry Awards.
(28 Nov 2023, 3:55 pm)Thomas12 wrote Go North East has won a silver award for the Recruitment and Retention category at the bus awards.
Absolutely laughable, and proves the awards are worth nothing at all.