Was looking at something on the northern echo sits and came across this from earlier this month
The pain was ten out of ten says man with 17 hour erection
He had to have 2 pints of blood drained from his cock...
Reminds me when I went to Amsterdam in 2004, took some viagra and had wood for 8 hours...Was that bad a family of 4 could have camped in my pants
Was looking at something on the northern echo sits and came across this from earlier this monthThat article has been sticking out on the Northern Echo's website for a while now. Probably not the best term to use, oh well.
The pain was ten out of ten says man with 17 hour erection
He had to have 2 pints of blood drained from his cock...
Was looking at something on the northern echo sits and came across this from earlier this monthThat article has been sticking out on the Northern Echo's website for a while now. Probably not the best term to use, oh well.
The pain was ten out of ten says man with 17 hour erection
He had to have 2 pints of blood drained from his cock...
Made me change chuckle...but I am quite easily amused Big GrinSo am I.
Made me change chuckle...but I am quite easily amused Big GrinSo am I.
You two are certainly rising to the occasion.Ha! This may be funny to us but I bet to him it was a real boner.
Lets just hope you don't peak too early and leave us all disappointed.
You two are certainly rising to the occasion.Ha! This may be funny to us but I bet to him it was a real boner.
Lets just hope you don't peak too early and leave us all disappointed.
History was made yesterday when The Queen sent her first tweet at 11:35am when visiting The Science Museum in London.
She was trolled just four minutes later with a reply which read 'Welcome to Twitter. Abdicate'.
I wonder who compiled that trolling tweet? Has Prince Charles took to Twitter too?
(25 Oct 2014, 9:49 pm)AdamY History was made yesterday when The Queen sent her first tweet at 11:35am when visiting The Science Museum in London.Like it mate
She was trolled just four minutes later with a reply which read 'Welcome to Twitter. Abdicate'.
I wonder who compiled that trolling tweet? Has Prince Charles took to Twitter too?
(25 Oct 2014, 9:49 pm)AdamY History was made yesterday when The Queen sent her first tweet at 11:35am when visiting The Science Museum in London.Like it mate
She was trolled just four minutes later with a reply which read 'Welcome to Twitter. Abdicate'.
I wonder who compiled that trolling tweet? Has Prince Charles took to Twitter too?
Did everyone remember to put the clocks back last night, I didn't when I got up this morning I glanced at my alarm clock and it said 9:50 when it was actually 8:50. Then walking around Darlington for an hour with my watch an hour fast.
I am aware it is 2014 and I still have an alarm clock and a watch. I have just wound my watch from the 8th to the 26th from when my battery died, my wrist hurts.
I've just had three 15-16 year olds come to my door and say 'Trick or Treat'. I shut the door in their face for numerous reasons, but mainly because they had rested their bikes up against my dad's Audi A6, they were far too old to be trick or treating - and it's not even the 31st!
(26 Oct 2014, 7:40 pm)AIG20 I'm 18 and someone last year asked me if I wanted to go trick or treating - and I said "obviously not" as I'm to old. I've never been trick or treating as I see it as a form of begging and greed.
I'm not really a fan of Halloween as some teenagers think its funny to frighten vulnerable people, such as the elderly. My nana told me that if they caused trouble, nobody will be able to identify them due to their masks and costumes.
Though, one thing I have always liked about Halloween is the "Halloween Disco" that my primary school held every year.
(26 Oct 2014, 7:40 pm)AIG20 I'm 18 and someone last year asked me if I wanted to go trick or treating - and I said "obviously not" as I'm to old. I've never been trick or treating as I see it as a form of begging and greed.
I'm not really a fan of Halloween as some teenagers think its funny to frighten vulnerable people, such as the elderly. My nana told me that if they caused trouble, nobody will be able to identify them due to their masks and costumes.
Though, one thing I have always liked about Halloween is the "Halloween Disco" that my primary school held every year.
(26 Oct 2014, 7:40 pm)AIG20 I'm 18 and someone last year asked me if I wanted to go trick or treating - and I said "obviously not" as I'm to old. I've never been trick or treating as I see it as a form of begging and greed.
I'm not really a fan of Halloween as some teenagers think its funny to frighten vulnerable people, such as the elderly. My nana told me that if they caused trouble, nobody will be able to identify them due to their masks and costumes.
Though, one thing I have always liked about Halloween is the "Halloween Disco" that my primary school held every year.
(26 Oct 2014, 7:40 pm)AIG20 I'm 18 and someone last year asked me if I wanted to go trick or treating - and I said "obviously not" as I'm to old. I've never been trick or treating as I see it as a form of begging and greed.
I'm not really a fan of Halloween as some teenagers think its funny to frighten vulnerable people, such as the elderly. My nana told me that if they caused trouble, nobody will be able to identify them due to their masks and costumes.
Though, one thing I have always liked about Halloween is the "Halloween Disco" that my primary school held every year.
(26 Oct 2014, 7:44 pm)Michael Halloween disco's was the best at school...the hotdogs and all the sweets u could buy!
(26 Oct 2014, 7:44 pm)Michael Halloween disco's was the best at school...the hotdogs and all the sweets u could buy!
Though, one thing I have always liked about Halloween is the "Halloween Disco" that my primary school held every year.What? My school never had a Halloween party or disco. They'd just make us draw something spooky. My school had no money, we'd never get trips to somewhere exciting, I went to Beamish three times, I liked it the first time and the second time was okay but the third time was boring and it was pouring with rain. We also went to Wet n' Wild at North Shields twice and also saw one of the Twilight films at the cinema, don't know who picked that as non of us wanted to see it.
Though, one thing I have always liked about Halloween is the "Halloween Disco" that my primary school held every year.What? My school never had a Halloween party or disco. They'd just make us draw something spooky. My school had no money, we'd never get trips to somewhere exciting, I went to Beamish three times, I liked it the first time and the second time was okay but the third time was boring and it was pouring with rain. We also went to Wet n' Wild at North Shields twice and also saw one of the Twilight films at the cinema, don't know who picked that as non of us wanted to see it.
(26 Oct 2014, 7:57 pm)AIG20 Lucky for the past few years there has been at least three, or no, trick or treaters where I live - which allowed me and my brother to eat all of the sweets instead. However, over the past year there has been lots more young children appearing in my area - which may mean more trick or treaters this year.
Another thing I find annoying is bonfire night, which totally frightens the life out of my dog - who hides behind the settee and refuses to go out for a walk. My neighbour last year decided to set off massive rockets in his "small" garden and one of them nearly smashed my kitchen window, and another firework nearly set his own fence on fire!
(26 Oct 2014, 7:57 pm)AIG20 Lucky for the past few years there has been at least three, or no, trick or treaters where I live - which allowed me and my brother to eat all of the sweets instead. However, over the past year there has been lots more young children appearing in my area - which may mean more trick or treaters this year.
Another thing I find annoying is bonfire night, which totally frightens the life out of my dog - who hides behind the settee and refuses to go out for a walk. My neighbour last year decided to set off massive rockets in his "small" garden and one of them nearly smashed my kitchen window, and another firework nearly set his own fence on fire!
Another thing I find annoying is bonfire night, which totally frightens the life out of my dog - who hides behind the settee and refuses to go out for a walk. My neighbour last year decided to set off massive rockets in his "small" garden and one of them nearly smashed my kitchen window, and another firework nearly set his own fence on fire!Me too, especially as the brain dead morons who live round my way who will go out in a onesie or pajamas keep setting them off at 10am and 1:30am!!!
Another thing I find annoying is bonfire night, which totally frightens the life out of my dog - who hides behind the settee and refuses to go out for a walk. My neighbour last year decided to set off massive rockets in his "small" garden and one of them nearly smashed my kitchen window, and another firework nearly set his own fence on fire!Me too, especially as the brain dead morons who live round my way who will go out in a onesie or pajamas keep setting them off at 10am and 1:30am!!!