Was looking at something on the northern echo sits and came across this from earlier this month

The pain was ten out of ten says man with 17 hour erection

He had to have 2 pints of blood drained from his cock...

Reminds me when I went to Amsterdam in 2004, took some viagra and had wood for 8 hours...Was that bad a family of 4 could have camped in my pants

Was looking at something on the northern echo sits and came across this from earlier this month


The pain was ten out of ten says man with 17 hour erection

 He had to have 2 pints of blood drained from his cock...

That article has been sticking out on the Northern Echo's website for a while now. Probably not the best term to use, oh well.

That article has been sticking out on the Northern Echo's website for a while now. Probably not the best term to use, oh well.

Made me change chuckle...but I am quite easily amused

Made me change chuckle...but I am quite easily amused Big Grin

So am I.

I bet that that was hard to deal with

So am I.

I bet that that was hard to deal with

Laughed that much it left me feeling quite stiff and tense

You two are certainly rising to the occasion.

Lets just hope you don't peak too early and leave us all disappointed.

You two are certainly rising to the occasion.

 Lets just hope you don't peak too early and leave us all disappointed.

Ha! This may be funny to us but I bet to him it was a real boner.

Think we are being hard on the old fella. Come on guys.

Bet he looked and felt a right cock...

In all seriousness 2 pints of blood in his cock sounds nasty and sounds like his love length was ready to start wreaking havoc

History was made yesterday when The Queen sent her first tweet at 11:35am when visiting The Science Museum in London.

She was trolled just four minutes later with a reply which read 'Welcome to Twitter. Abdicate'.

I wonder who compiled that trolling tweet? Has Prince Charles took to Twitter too?

History was made yesterday when The Queen sent her first tweet at 11:35am when visiting The Science Museum in London.

She was trolled just four minutes later with a reply which read 'Welcome to Twitter. Abdicate'.

I wonder who compiled that trolling tweet? Has Prince Charles took to Twitter too?

Like it mate

Did everyone remember to put the clocks back last night, I didn't when I got up this morning I glanced at my alarm clock and it said 9:50 when it was actually 8:50. Then walking around Darlington for an hour with my watch an hour fast.

I am aware it is 2014 and I still have an alarm clock and a watch. I have just wound my watch from the 8th to the 26th from when my battery died, my wrist hurts.

I've just had three 15-16 year olds come to my door and say 'Trick or Treat'. I shut the door in their face for numerous reasons, but mainly because they had rested their bikes up against my dad's Audi A6, they were far too old to be trick or treating - and it's not even the 31st!

I'm 18 and someone last year asked me if I wanted to go trick or treating - and I said "obviously not" as I'm to old. I've never been trick or treating as I see it as a form of begging and greed.

I'm not really a fan of Halloween as some teenagers think its funny to frighten vulnerable people, such as the elderly. My nana told me that if they caused trouble, nobody will be able to identify them due to their masks and costumes.

Though, one thing I have always liked about Halloween is the "Halloween Disco" that my primary school held every year.

Halloween disco's was the best at school...the hotdogs and all the sweets u could buy!

I'm 18 and someone last year asked me if I wanted to go trick or treating - and I said "obviously not" as I'm to old. I've never been trick or treating as I see it as a form of begging and greed.

I'm not really a fan of Halloween as some teenagers think its funny to frighten vulnerable people, such as the elderly. My nana told me that if they caused trouble, nobody will be able to identify them due to their masks and costumes.

Though, one thing I have always liked about Halloween is the "Halloween Disco" that my primary school held every year.

I went when I was about 4 up until 7, then I got a bit sick of going out in the freezing cold to knock on doors that weren't going to be opened by half the people on my estate!

You'd be amazed at how many people do trick or treat on our estate though, just because people think it's a nice estate - people assume everyone who lives in it has crates of sweets to dish out.

I normally take over the role of the innkeeper for Halloween these days: at 14, I am a retired trick or treatist. I always ask if they live on the estate, and if they don't, I shut the door. My neighbours would do so to, it's just complete beggary!

Halloween disco's was the best at school...the hotdogs and all the sweets u could buy!

Despite my overall dislike of the event, I must admit I always enjoyed the Halloween discos. The valentines discos were crap, though. I remember when I was about 5 (must have been in reception, tbh) I went to the valentines one with a few friends I had made so far in the year. Key Stage 1 would get their food first, then Key Stage 2. I remember eating my hot dog in the Year 2 classroom (or Infant 4 as it was known back then) and one of the mothers who the school would recruit into helping out came in and told me to go because the older kids needed to eat in a few minutes. When I told her my mam had told me not to rush my food (as ya do!) she snapped and yelled at me. Shouting at a 5 year old can only end badly....as she found out when I told my mam. What made it worse for her, and your not gonna believe this, she was our next door neighbour!

My mam had a right go at her about it, mind. I was standing there watching her shout it out (way past bedtime ) about how her older son was constantly bullying me, and how he once picked me up and threatened to throw me down a drain (he was seriously that bad), and once tried to pick me up and throw me in a skip for asking him why it was on our drive! [emoji23]

Though, one thing I have always liked about Halloween is the "Halloween Disco" that my primary school held every year.

What? My school never had a Halloween party or disco. They'd just make us draw something spooky. My school had no money, we'd never get trips to somewhere exciting, I went to Beamish three times, I liked it the first time and the second time was okay but the third time was boring and it was pouring with rain. We also went to Wet n' Wild at North Shields twice and also saw one of the Twilight films at the cinema, don't know who picked that as non of us wanted to see it.

Lucky for the past few years there has been at least three, or no, trick or treaters where I live - which allowed me and my brother to eat all of the sweets instead. However, over the past year there has been lots more young children appearing in my area - which may mean more trick or treaters this year.

Another thing I find annoying is bonfire night, which totally frightens the life out of my dog - who hides behind the settee and refuses to go out for a walk. My neighbour last year decided to set off massive rockets in his "small" garden and one of them nearly smashed my kitchen window, and another firework nearly set his own fence on fire!

Oh shit, I forgot about bonfire night! My puppy is only 10 months, and as we live near Lumley Castle, where lots of fireworks go off to celebrate weddings, etc, the odd firework goes off. My mam (being my mam) said he could have the entire conservatory as 'his room', and once we got it fully insulated and refurbished (just for him) he has started to sleep in there, and he is so comfy he sometimes doesn't want to get out his crate on a morning!

When that occasional firework does go off, you'd think it was a firebomb! He goes absolutely crackers!! It's worse when it goes off at 22:00, and he goes 'pee pees' at 21:00, it really disturb his nights sleep!

Another thing I find annoying is bonfire night, which totally frightens the life out of my dog - who hides behind the settee and refuses to go out for a walk. My neighbour last year decided to set off massive rockets in his "small" garden and one of them nearly smashed my kitchen window, and another firework nearly set his own fence on fire!

Me too, especially as the brain dead morons who live round my way who will go out in a onesie or pajamas keep setting them off at 10am and 1:30am!!!

My school was hip, and we used to have raves instead of discos once we hit secondary school. 

My school was hip, and we used to have raves instead of discos once we hit secondary school.  Cool

We used to have Christmas discos but that was it, one year we had a DJ who had a smoke machine which set the fire alarm off

We used to have Christmas discos but that was it, one year we had a DJ who had a smoke machine which set the fire alarm off

Awesome haha.

At primary school they used to have those big light boxes at the front, and then just bellowed the room full of smoke and had the strobe on far too much (wouldn't get away with it these days!). 

Awesome haha.


At primary school they used to have those big light boxes at the front, and then just bellowed the room full of smoke and had the strobe on far too much (wouldn't get away with it these days!). 

No probably not.

That's what we think set the alarm off, although it may have been lads smoking in the bogs.

Man arrested after having 'gentle' sex with his dog

He supposedly thought it was ok because the dog was over 40lbs, had beem spayed and that the sex was gentle...When he was done, he petted her and told her he loved her...

Fucking Freak [emoji23]

Man arrested after having 'gentle' sex with his dog

He supposedly thought it was ok because the dog was over 40lbs, had beem spayed and that the sex was gentle...When he was done, he petted her and told her he loved her...

Fucking Freak [emoji23]

He looks like one of those people who would go further and fuck a donkey next 

He looks like one of those people who would go further and fuck a donkey next 

Yep, a right fucking pervert

Is it me or is it darker than normal for nearly 10am?

Is it me or is it darker than normal for nearly 10am?

Imagine me trying to take photos at 0830am this morning... Half of them have come out so dark I won't be able to upload them.

Imagine me trying to take photos at 0830am this morning... Half of them have come out so dark I won't be able to upload them.

One problem I faced when photographing at Durham earlier on was the fact that the sun was going in and out on it's own terms, so one photo would look decent enough to upload, then the next I couldn't even identify it!

One problem I faced when photographing at Durham earlier on was the fact that the sun was going in and out on it's own terms, so one photo would look decent enough to upload, then the next I couldn't even identify it!

Welcome to the wonderful world of photography!

A combo I really love in photographs is dark threatening skies behind the subject (ie bus/train/whatever), with beaming sunlight behind the photographer. Quite rare to get that combo though - but the colours tend to come out lovely.