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24 Dec 2014, 12:05 am #1,001
(24 Dec 2014, 12:02 am)MrFozz My granddad loved a good moan, normally aimed at me for being an arse, I auditioned for Big Brother in 2005, I took my kit off drunk for a cameraman, I ended bollock naked in the Northern Echo, he moaned for the rest of his life, he died 7 months later...

I was at Metrocentre with my nan and granddad in 98 or 99, my nan said to my granddad 'do you want to goto the pictures to see Titanic' in his best moany voice he replied 'Why would I want to see that, I know what happens, the ship sinks'

I miss his moaning lol

I miss my grandad's wittiness.

He had a great sense of humour. My mam stayed with him till the very end, and she told me on the morning he died he was pretty much himself, and the moment he shut down was totally unexpected.

From what I gather, she's never told me what actually happened, the cleaners came to see if he wanted a wash, and he just died when they tried to help with out of his chair.

They were pulling onto his drive when he said 'or nor, 'ere come win it n' can it'. To think he died shortly after cracking such a joke is weird.
R852 PRG
24 Dec 2014, 12:05 am #1,001

(24 Dec 2014, 12:02 am)MrFozz My granddad loved a good moan, normally aimed at me for being an arse, I auditioned for Big Brother in 2005, I took my kit off drunk for a cameraman, I ended bollock naked in the Northern Echo, he moaned for the rest of his life, he died 7 months later...

I was at Metrocentre with my nan and granddad in 98 or 99, my nan said to my granddad 'do you want to goto the pictures to see Titanic' in his best moany voice he replied 'Why would I want to see that, I know what happens, the ship sinks'

I miss his moaning lol

I miss my grandad's wittiness.

He had a great sense of humour. My mam stayed with him till the very end, and she told me on the morning he died he was pretty much himself, and the moment he shut down was totally unexpected.

From what I gather, she's never told me what actually happened, the cleaners came to see if he wanted a wash, and he just died when they tried to help with out of his chair.

They were pulling onto his drive when he said 'or nor, 'ere come win it n' can it'. To think he died shortly after cracking such a joke is weird.

Jimmi



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24 Dec 2014, 12:10 am #1,002
(23 Dec 2014, 11:58 pm)MarcTheA4 Never actually used the 5/5A, I guess I'll have to sample it at some time!

Not too good with that area - is it Newton Aycliffe to Darlington?

Bishop Auckland - Darlington via Shildon and Newton Aycliffe.

Most of the characters are on the Bishop Auckland - Newton Aycliffe section of the route, some real grotty areas on that section of the route too, especially Eldon and Jubilee Estate.
Jimmi
24 Dec 2014, 12:10 am #1,002

(23 Dec 2014, 11:58 pm)MarcTheA4 Never actually used the 5/5A, I guess I'll have to sample it at some time!

Not too good with that area - is it Newton Aycliffe to Darlington?

Bishop Auckland - Darlington via Shildon and Newton Aycliffe.

Most of the characters are on the Bishop Auckland - Newton Aycliffe section of the route, some real grotty areas on that section of the route too, especially Eldon and Jubilee Estate.

MrFozz

Marxista Fozzski

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24 Dec 2014, 8:50 am #1,003
This one is for you Jimmi...

Hope you dont take offence when I call you Little Victor...

Had a look on youtube for some of the best bits of One Foot In The Grave, this was my favourite

MrFozz
24 Dec 2014, 8:50 am #1,003

This one is for you Jimmi...

Hope you dont take offence when I call you Little Victor...

Had a look on youtube for some of the best bits of One Foot In The Grave, this was my favourite

Jimmi



10,977
24 Dec 2014, 9:37 am #1,004
(24 Dec 2014, 8:50 am)MrFozz This one is for you Jimmi...

Hope you dont take offence when I call you Little Victor...

Had a look on youtube for some of the best bits of One Foot In The Grave, this was my favourite


Much happier to being compared to a character in One Foot in the Grave than what other people have said, usually it is along the lines of "he's a prick" or just other bad things.
Jimmi
24 Dec 2014, 9:37 am #1,004

(24 Dec 2014, 8:50 am)MrFozz This one is for you Jimmi...

Hope you dont take offence when I call you Little Victor...

Had a look on youtube for some of the best bits of One Foot In The Grave, this was my favourite


Much happier to being compared to a character in One Foot in the Grave than what other people have said, usually it is along the lines of "he's a prick" or just other bad things.

MrFozz

Marxista Fozzski

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24 Dec 2014, 10:12 am #1,005
(24 Dec 2014, 9:37 am)Jimmi Much happier to being compared to a character in One Foot in the Grave than what other people have said, usually it is along the lines of "he's a prick" or just other bad things.
I definately dont think your a prick mate, I find your moans quite funny Lil Vic Big Grin
MrFozz
24 Dec 2014, 10:12 am #1,005

(24 Dec 2014, 9:37 am)Jimmi Much happier to being compared to a character in One Foot in the Grave than what other people have said, usually it is along the lines of "he's a prick" or just other bad things.
I definately dont think your a prick mate, I find your moans quite funny Lil Vic Big Grin

Andreos1



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24 Dec 2014, 10:54 am #1,006
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29646708

Quite ironic. Big feature on One Foot in the Grave!

'Illegitimis non carborundum'
Andreos1
24 Dec 2014, 10:54 am #1,006

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29646708

Quite ironic. Big feature on One Foot in the Grave!


'Illegitimis non carborundum'

MrFozz

Marxista Fozzski

5,562
24 Dec 2014, 11:05 am #1,007
Love most of those...'specially Only Fools and One Foot Big Grin

Must say, Felicity Kendel was hot bk in the day
MrFozz
24 Dec 2014, 11:05 am #1,007

Love most of those...'specially Only Fools and One Foot Big Grin

Must say, Felicity Kendel was hot bk in the day

MurdnunoC



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24 Dec 2014, 1:09 pm #1,008
(24 Dec 2014, 11:05 am)MrFozz Must say, Felicity Kendel was hot bk in the day

Yup. A fine piece of 'Vintage Bintage' as the kids say.
MurdnunoC
24 Dec 2014, 1:09 pm #1,008

(24 Dec 2014, 11:05 am)MrFozz Must say, Felicity Kendel was hot bk in the day

Yup. A fine piece of 'Vintage Bintage' as the kids say.

24 Dec 2014, 1:18 pm #1,009
My absolute favourite One Foot in The Grave episode! - wait until they go into the front room at the beginning and you'll be in stitches! Big Grin

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv11VKCnDUE

I also found the final episode of the series, after his death in a road accident, to be quite amusing.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lch8YxgvZCQ
R852 PRG
24 Dec 2014, 1:18 pm #1,009

My absolute favourite One Foot in The Grave episode! - wait until they go into the front room at the beginning and you'll be in stitches! Big Grin

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv11VKCnDUE

I also found the final episode of the series, after his death in a road accident, to be quite amusing.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lch8YxgvZCQ

MrFozz

Marxista Fozzski

5,562
24 Dec 2014, 5:26 pm #1,010
One of my favourite clips from One Foot



His phone rings and instead of grabbing the phone, he actually picks up a puppy Big Grin

Some of my other favourites are

My favourite Victor moment...Nippy the dead stuffed dog
http://youtu.be/x_J6IvnawDw

The Plant in the Toilet...Victor has a plant delivered, the delivery man says where do you want it, Victor said stick it in the toilet...The Delivery guy took that literally and planted it in the toilet...

http://youtu.be/F3LkuJIDD0E

Buried up to his neck in the back garden
http://youtu.be/Z4bCQJ0RUx4

The Pub Sign outside his house...The Pain In The Arse
http://youtu.be/IBkOM5CB7jM
MrFozz
24 Dec 2014, 5:26 pm #1,010

One of my favourite clips from One Foot



His phone rings and instead of grabbing the phone, he actually picks up a puppy Big Grin

Some of my other favourites are

My favourite Victor moment...Nippy the dead stuffed dog
http://youtu.be/x_J6IvnawDw

The Plant in the Toilet...Victor has a plant delivered, the delivery man says where do you want it, Victor said stick it in the toilet...The Delivery guy took that literally and planted it in the toilet...

http://youtu.be/F3LkuJIDD0E

Buried up to his neck in the back garden
http://youtu.be/Z4bCQJ0RUx4

The Pub Sign outside his house...The Pain In The Arse
http://youtu.be/IBkOM5CB7jM

24 Dec 2014, 5:32 pm #1,011
(24 Dec 2014, 5:26 pm)MrFozz One of my favourite clips from One Foot



His phone rings and instead of grabbing the phone, he actually picks up a puppy Big Grin

Some of my other favourites are

My favourite Victor moment...Nippy the dead stuffed dog
http://youtu.be/x_J6IvnawDw

The Plant in the Toilet...Victor has a plant delivered, the delivery man says where do you want it, Victor said stick it in the toilet...The Delivery guy took that literally and planted it in the toilet...

http://youtu.be/F3LkuJIDD0E

Buried up to his neck in the back garden
http://youtu.be/Z4bCQJ0RUx4

The Pub Sign outside his house...The Pain In The Arse
http://youtu.be/IBkOM5CB7jM

Yeah, yeah, I recognise all of those! Big Grin

He was really excited for Mrs Warboys to come around with the dog, had made a kennel and all sorts.

Speaking of Mrs Warboys, she had to be one of my favourites in the whole show!

I love the episode where Victor and Margaret find that guy in the shed and he gets kicked by the police. Then he comes back disguised as a CIA guy claiming the bloke in the shed had left loads of cocaine in there.

As it turned out, Victor had been using it for his job as a private gardener, assuming it was fertiliser. The CIA guy and Mrs Warboys raced off to the place to get it, but she was too gobby and he pulled a gun on her and took over the car before putting her in a body bag and kicking down a hill. lol

Then, at the gardens, Victor is coked out of his skull and drives a lawnmower into the owner's summer house. Before he backs away, the CIA guy notices and accidentally slams into the summer house and it blows to pieces.

Absolutely outstanding comedy. 10/10
R852 PRG
24 Dec 2014, 5:32 pm #1,011

(24 Dec 2014, 5:26 pm)MrFozz One of my favourite clips from One Foot



His phone rings and instead of grabbing the phone, he actually picks up a puppy Big Grin

Some of my other favourites are

My favourite Victor moment...Nippy the dead stuffed dog
http://youtu.be/x_J6IvnawDw

The Plant in the Toilet...Victor has a plant delivered, the delivery man says where do you want it, Victor said stick it in the toilet...The Delivery guy took that literally and planted it in the toilet...

http://youtu.be/F3LkuJIDD0E

Buried up to his neck in the back garden
http://youtu.be/Z4bCQJ0RUx4

The Pub Sign outside his house...The Pain In The Arse
http://youtu.be/IBkOM5CB7jM

Yeah, yeah, I recognise all of those! Big Grin

He was really excited for Mrs Warboys to come around with the dog, had made a kennel and all sorts.

Speaking of Mrs Warboys, she had to be one of my favourites in the whole show!

I love the episode where Victor and Margaret find that guy in the shed and he gets kicked by the police. Then he comes back disguised as a CIA guy claiming the bloke in the shed had left loads of cocaine in there.

As it turned out, Victor had been using it for his job as a private gardener, assuming it was fertiliser. The CIA guy and Mrs Warboys raced off to the place to get it, but she was too gobby and he pulled a gun on her and took over the car before putting her in a body bag and kicking down a hill. lol

Then, at the gardens, Victor is coked out of his skull and drives a lawnmower into the owner's summer house. Before he backs away, the CIA guy notices and accidentally slams into the summer house and it blows to pieces.

Absolutely outstanding comedy. 10/10

MrFozz

Marxista Fozzski

5,562
24 Dec 2014, 5:42 pm #1,012
(24 Dec 2014, 5:32 pm)MarcTheA4 Yeah, yeah, I recognise all of those! Big Grin

He was really excited for Mrs Warboys to come around with the dog, had made a kennel and all sorts.

Speaking of Mrs Warboys, she had to be one of my favourites in the whole show!

I love the episode where Victor and Margaret find that guy in the shed and he gets kicked by the police. Then he comes back disguised as a CIA guy claiming the bloke in the shed had left loads of cocaine in there.

As it turned out, Victor had been using it for his job as a private gardener, assuming it was fertiliser. The CIA guy and Mrs Warboys raced off to the place to get it, but she was too gobby and he pulled a gun on her and took over the car before putting her in a body bag and kicking down a hill. lol

Then, at the gardens, Victor is coked out of his skull and drives a lawnmower into the owner's summer house. Before he backs away, the CIA guy notices and accidentally slams into the summer house and it blows to pieces.

Absolutely outstanding comedy. 10/10
Mrs Warboys was hilarious, after the Honda song, she comments 'they can hold a note you know, for car mechanics'
MrFozz
24 Dec 2014, 5:42 pm #1,012

(24 Dec 2014, 5:32 pm)MarcTheA4 Yeah, yeah, I recognise all of those! Big Grin

He was really excited for Mrs Warboys to come around with the dog, had made a kennel and all sorts.

Speaking of Mrs Warboys, she had to be one of my favourites in the whole show!

I love the episode where Victor and Margaret find that guy in the shed and he gets kicked by the police. Then he comes back disguised as a CIA guy claiming the bloke in the shed had left loads of cocaine in there.

As it turned out, Victor had been using it for his job as a private gardener, assuming it was fertiliser. The CIA guy and Mrs Warboys raced off to the place to get it, but she was too gobby and he pulled a gun on her and took over the car before putting her in a body bag and kicking down a hill. lol

Then, at the gardens, Victor is coked out of his skull and drives a lawnmower into the owner's summer house. Before he backs away, the CIA guy notices and accidentally slams into the summer house and it blows to pieces.

Absolutely outstanding comedy. 10/10
Mrs Warboys was hilarious, after the Honda song, she comments 'they can hold a note you know, for car mechanics'

24 Dec 2014, 5:44 pm #1,013
(24 Dec 2014, 5:42 pm)MrFozz Mrs Warboys was hilarious, after the Honda song, she comments 'they can hold a note you know, for car mechanics'

I also liked the episode where her flat flooded and she stayed with the Meldrew's.

She left her bird's cage open or something, and when Victor realised the bird was missing she went into hysterics.

I remember my favourite part of it was when she looked around, screamed 'OH MY GOD!!!' and the camera cut to the front window - which was wide open.

Unbelievably (pun intended!) funny.
R852 PRG
24 Dec 2014, 5:44 pm #1,013

(24 Dec 2014, 5:42 pm)MrFozz Mrs Warboys was hilarious, after the Honda song, she comments 'they can hold a note you know, for car mechanics'

I also liked the episode where her flat flooded and she stayed with the Meldrew's.

She left her bird's cage open or something, and when Victor realised the bird was missing she went into hysterics.

I remember my favourite part of it was when she looked around, screamed 'OH MY GOD!!!' and the camera cut to the front window - which was wide open.

Unbelievably (pun intended!) funny.

MrFozz

Marxista Fozzski

5,562
25 Dec 2014, 12:17 am #1,014
Discovered the Elf Yourself App on Google Play...

I give you, NEB Elf Yourself...

I just want to say I half inched a couple of pictures from Facebook in my Contact List...

Starring Me, The Daniels Graham and Picken(I automatically assume they are actually you guys) I wanted to include Andreos, as that fella goes to great lengths to hide his identity, I just added a pic of a man in a ski mask



Sorry if I upset the 2 Dans, it is not intentional...just trying to have a laugh

MERRY XMAS DUDES
Edited 25 Dec 2014, 12:31 am by MrFozz.
MrFozz
25 Dec 2014, 12:17 am #1,014

Discovered the Elf Yourself App on Google Play...

I give you, NEB Elf Yourself...

I just want to say I half inched a couple of pictures from Facebook in my Contact List...

Starring Me, The Daniels Graham and Picken(I automatically assume they are actually you guys) I wanted to include Andreos, as that fella goes to great lengths to hide his identity, I just added a pic of a man in a ski mask



Sorry if I upset the 2 Dans, it is not intentional...just trying to have a laugh

MERRY XMAS DUDES

Andreos1



14,261
25 Dec 2014, 12:27 am #1,015
You have set it to private Fozz.

Keep hearing about these elf yourselves, but have never seen one before.

'Illegitimis non carborundum'
Andreos1
25 Dec 2014, 12:27 am #1,015

You have set it to private Fozz.

Keep hearing about these elf yourselves, but have never seen one before.


'Illegitimis non carborundum'

MrFozz

Marxista Fozzski

5,562
25 Dec 2014, 12:29 am #1,016
(25 Dec 2014, 12:27 am)Andreos1 You have set it to private Fozz.

Keep hearing about these elf yourselves, but have never seen one before.
There ya go squire...

Very Very Public now
MrFozz
25 Dec 2014, 12:29 am #1,016

(25 Dec 2014, 12:27 am)Andreos1 You have set it to private Fozz.

Keep hearing about these elf yourselves, but have never seen one before.
There ya go squire...

Very Very Public now

27 Dec 2014, 2:37 pm #1,017
Being treated to B10BLE 4855 on the 8 this afternoon. Smile
R852 PRG
27 Dec 2014, 2:37 pm #1,017

Being treated to B10BLE 4855 on the 8 this afternoon. Smile

Davie

Banned

2,783
28 Dec 2014, 6:13 pm #1,018
Newcastle United (my team) beat Everton 3-2
Davie
28 Dec 2014, 6:13 pm #1,018

Newcastle United (my team) beat Everton 3-2

Dan

Site Administrator

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28 Dec 2014, 6:22 pm #1,019
(25 Dec 2014, 12:29 am)MrFozz There ya go squire...

Very Very Public now

haha, didn't see that video until now!
Dan
28 Dec 2014, 6:22 pm #1,019

(25 Dec 2014, 12:29 am)MrFozz There ya go squire...

Very Very Public now

haha, didn't see that video until now!

MrFozz

Marxista Fozzski

5,562
28 Dec 2014, 7:35 pm #1,020
(28 Dec 2014, 6:22 pm)Dan haha, didn't see that video until now!
Hope you dont mind my blatant theft of one of your photos from facebook
MrFozz
28 Dec 2014, 7:35 pm #1,020

(28 Dec 2014, 6:22 pm)Dan haha, didn't see that video until now!
Hope you dont mind my blatant theft of one of your photos from facebook

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