I can't help but feel Fozz is going to add the first line to the quotes in his signature....

Will have to limit what goes in/is quoted in my signature will stick at 3-5 for now

When will Durhams students learn

Two more students rescued from River Wear

When will people learn that the River Banks are not a place to be fucking about...The students even got a Fixed Penalty Notice for there troubles for causing alarm and distress to the public nearby and rightly so

When will Durhams students learn

Two more students rescued from River Wear

When will people learn that the River Banks are not a place to be fucking about...The students even got a Fixed Penalty Notice for there troubles for causing alarm and distress to the public nearby and rightly so

I sincerely hope not.

Or do you mean messing about at the side of the Wear? 

I sincerely hope not.

Or do you mean messing about at the side of the Wear?  [emoji14]

That is what I meant...What did your smutty mind think I was meaning [emoji14]

This has made me laugh...Drugs are legalised in Ireland for a few days after some loophole in the law was found.

Loophole means ecstasy and loads of other drugs are now legal (but only until Thursday)

Well, I've dished out 997 likes over the past few months...wonder who will get the prestigious 1000th like...

Well, I've dished out 997 likes over the past few months...wonder who will get the prestigious 1000th like...

On the edge of my seat Marcus............ Can't wait to find out!!

Just randomly like my post...

On the edge of my seat Marcus............ Can't wait to find out!!

998......

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Just randomly like my post...

999......

998......

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999......

Better than EastEnders this!!!

Oh for pee sake lol

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Lololololololololololololololol

Drumroll....

The suspense is killing me

Well, I've dished out 997 likes over the past few months...wonder who will get the prestigious 1000th like...

Did you ever find out why parents love there children unconditionally and did you find out about pooing before Anal Sex...

Is that worth the prestigious 1000th like

Just like a post already man

Competition (sorry, Wednesday nights are so boring!): whoever cracks the funniest joke - earns this like. You all know my sense of humour...what would citaro5284 say..?

Go!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
He wants us to do jokes!

I've been on this thread for ten minutes waiting for the news...

HOWAY MAN!
Hew like, just like a bloody post hew.

Aye Tommy, but it takes a while for the info to filter up to Ashington

Piss off. 

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HOWAY MARCUS!!!

I need a pee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Aye Tommy, but it takes a while for the info to filter up to Ashington

Well.....this made me chuckle!   

citaro5284 - winner of the 1000th like! 

How can you like 1000 posts lol?

I've only liked 150 or something.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm not with EE, I'm with Three.

Never knew Bacon changed EE's name to "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Lol 

BARSTARD!

My EE joke went to waste...

Well.....this made me chuckle!   

citaro5284 - winner of the 1000th like! 

How much did Citaro pay you for the 1000th like [emoji14]

Wonder how long it will take him to get 2,000 likes?

Wonder how long it will take him to get 2,000 likes?

Before the summer holidays!  

Hope you are talking school summer holidays for 6 weeks....you know the ones you no longer get 

Choose a job doing what you love and you never work a day in your life!

Choose a job doing what you love and you never work a day in your life!

Amen. Exactly why I wish to work for GNE when I reach your age!