(11 Dec 2014, 7:18 pm)aureolin wrote http://northeastbuses.co.uk/forum/usercp...changename

Ta aureolin

Missing Kasabian is annoying me.
 Work calls.


 Edit:
 Whilst working away, I generally tend up in prime UKIP/Tory territory. Nature of the job unfortunately.
 In the bar/restaurant tonight, I have some old people talking about the price of wheat, tattoos and foodbanks.
 Apparently, these single mothers should stop with the tattoos and put food first. If they didn't get the tattoos, they wouldn't need the foodbanks.
 Although, despite having tattoos, that David Beckham is a nice man.
 Words, fail me.

Moved to correct thread.

(11 Dec 2014, 7:49 pm)Andreos1 wrote Missing Kasabian is annoying me.
 Work calls.


 Edit:
 Whilst working away, I generally tend up in prime UKIP/Tory territory. Nature of the job unfortunately.
 In the bar/restaurant tonight, I have some old people talking about the price of wheat, tattoos and foodbanks.
 Apparently, these single mothers should stop with the tattoos and put food first. If they didn't get the tattoos, they wouldn't need the foodbanks.
 Although, despite having tattoos, that David Beckham is a nice man.
 Words, fail me.

Moved to correct thread.

Some people are so far from the real world it's unbelievable. You can tell there's a cost of living crisis when the only industry in boom is that of foodbanks. 

Tempted to start waving my red flag, but biting my lip.
Will blame their age, for their misguided thoughts and ideas...

(11 Dec 2014, 7:18 pm)aureolin wrote http://northeastbuses.co.uk/forum/usercp...changename

Says I dont have permission to access the page.

(11 Dec 2014, 8:23 pm)NEBCD Malarkey wrote Says I dont have permission to access the page.

Same 'ere mate, wanna change my name back as well

I asked Mr. Dan to change my name.

I think we changed it a while back because some users were changing their usernames quite regularly.

Anyone wanting a name change - PM me.

(11 Dec 2014, 7:49 pm)Andreos1 wrote Whilst working away, I generally tend up in prime UKIP/Tory territory. Nature of the job unfortunately.
In the bar/restaurant tonight, I have some old people talking about the price of wheat, tattoos and foodbanks.
Apparently, these single mothers should stop with the tattoos and put food first. If they didn't get the tattoos, they wouldn't need the foodbanks.


Moved to correct thread.

(11 Dec 2014, 7:55 pm)aureolin wrote Some people are so far from the real world it's unbelievable. You can tell there's a cost of living crisis when the only industry in boom is that of foodbanks. 

I don't have tattoos - I don't really see the point of them, but I guess it would be interesting to plot the growth of foodbanks against sales of tattoos to see if there's any correlation between the two.

It would remind me of this graph, brought to prominence by The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.



If Global Warming has risen due to the decline of pirates, then I guess it's plausible to theorise that there's some link between tattoos, single mothers and the rise of foodbanks.

You can prove anything to be true to graphs!

Those damn pastafarians. 

It was their pleasure at the prices they had got for selling wheat, that made their opinions even more ironic.
As for the graphs - correlation, I wonder if mentions of the FPF have increased in line with fare rises and cancellations of services to Newcastle, by a certain operator

(12 Dec 2014, 8:57 am)Andreos1 wrote It was their pleasure at the prices they had got for selling wheat, that made their opinions even more ironic.
As for the graphs - correlation, I wonder if mentions of the FPF have increased in line with fare rises and cancellations of services to Newcastle, by a certain operator

The Führer had something to say recently, not about bus cancellations though

My mobile phone, every time I try to open an app like Flickr it takes ages load, or when I make a spelling mistake spell check comes up with a complete different word

Trip to Leeds was fine, apart from the awful return up on the train. Was TPE, so what do you expect!

Well, our teacher had reserved all of us seats together, all in Coach B. Some people immediately sat down in our seats, claiming the train before had been canceled and they had reserved the exact same seats and that they should be given priority over us. Bit shocking - not our problem that your train was cancelled, yet you still decide to make us spread across the whole train from an hour and thirty, just because you had the same seats on a service that was cancelled. I'm no politician, but I think that's canny unfair!

So, about 6 end up in Coach A, 8 end up in Coach B and about 4 end up in Coach C. When we get to York, a miracle happens. Remember that girl I ranted about a while back (she was on the trip!) she was sitting in amongst some random people and decided to come and sit next to me. She puts her bag down on the seat next to me which had been made available by some people getting off at York, and she tells me she is going to go and check on the others at the bottom of the coach (I guess she's a motherly figure, I suppose that's why I like her!). Well, a woman gets on at York, and asks me if she can sit down. I have a couple of seconds to decide -

A) 'Yes, absolutely, no problem!'
B) '**** off you bitch this is literally the biggest moment of my life so far, and you'll ruin it!''

Me being a generally nice person, I say okay and move out so she can sit down at the window, as it appears she's on till Newcastle while I'm off at Chester. I have my bag in one hand, and the girls bag in the other. I prepare to sit back down - and the cheeky bitch puts her own stuff in the remaining seat.

Everything ruined.

It wasn't a priority seat or anything, she would surely have the common sense to ask the people in the priority seats rather than me. Oh....but no, she was just purely too lazy to stand like another half a dozen people, some of whom were doing it all the way from Liverpool no doubt.

To be honest with you, and sorry if this sounds horrible, maybe it's best to move on and find someone else?
It's clear she is being a total bitch?

(12 Dec 2014, 5:27 pm)Tom wrote To be honest with you, and sorry if this sounds horrible, maybe it's best to move on and find someone else?
It's clear she is being a total bitch?

There weren't any other seats left, and I'm no good at socialising with commuters!

Yeah she was, she could have put her bloody bags above her or underneath her seat!

EDIT: Oh, I've just realised you were referring to the girl and not the woman!!

(12 Dec 2014, 5:29 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote Who, the woman? There weren't any other seats left, and I'm no good at socialising with commuters!

Yeah she was, she could have put her bloody bags above her or underneath her seat!

Sorry I misunderstood your post - I thought you meant that girl put her bags on the seat, and was being a bitch
I missed some parts of the post. 

(12 Dec 2014, 5:31 pm)Tom wrote Sorry I misunderstood your post - I thought you meant that girl put her bags on the seat, and was being a bitch
I missed some parts of the post. 

Oh right! - human error!

I should probably move on, but I'm really bad and finding other people. Granted, I speak to a lot of people, and I would say I'm likeable, but I'm just not meant for 'relationships' (), yet can't seem to not desire one.

You're best off either asking her for her digits or move on. 

(12 Dec 2014, 5:33 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote Oh right! - human error!

I should probably move on, but I'm really bad and finding other people. Granted, I speak to a lot of people, and I would say I'm likeable, but I'm just not meant for 'relationships' (), yet can't seem to not desire one.

Invite her around for a game of Cluedo on a Night when your Parents are not in, and find out if she is interested in you or not, if not move on and shag one of her Best Mates instead.

(12 Dec 2014, 6:01 pm)Malarkey wrote Invite her around for a game of Cluedo on a Night when your Parents are not in, and find out if she is interested in you or not, if not move on and shag one of her Best Mates instead.

Okay. I'm 14, Adam.

Yeah, lets play a game which starts off with a murder.

Keep away from that stuff until you're married.

(12 Dec 2014, 6:25 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote Okay. I'm 14, Adam.

God Dammit Marcus, Ok do the above minus the Sex then.

(12 Dec 2014, 6:30 pm)Malarkey wrote God Dammit Marcus, Ok do the above minus the Sex then.

Alright. Don't think it'll get me anywhere, sadly. She's pretty sophisticated in comparison to me - she thinks I'm pretty immature.

To be fair, I am when you think about it. I remember in Maths when the answer was 69.....

(12 Dec 2014, 6:35 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote Alright. Don't think it'll get me anywhere, sadly. She's pretty sophisticated in comparison to me - she thinks I'm pretty immature.

To be fair, I am when you think about it. I remember in Maths when the answer was 69.....

All teenage girls think they're sophisticated - until a band like Take That come along. The inner ten-year old Brosette suddenly reemerges (I'm showing my age here!) - so much for sophistication!

69 would probably make me giggle if I were at school doing Maths.

But then again, so would 74. 

(12 Dec 2014, 6:01 pm)Malarkey wrote Invite her around for a game of Cluedo on a Night when your Parents are not in, and find out if she is interested in you or not, if not move on and shag one of her Best Mates instead.

Such a beautiful way with words Adam, I could not have said it better myself

Just wondering if Malarkey is speaking from experience here?

We never did find out what happened with the stunner from 0800repair.

In the bedroom, over the drawers, with a durex!

(12 Dec 2014, 10:10 pm)Andreos1 wrote Just wondering if Malarkey is speaking from experience here?

We never did find out what happened with the stunner from 0800repair.

In the bedroom, over the drawers, with a durex!

She got a Valentines Card and a Bar of Dairy Milk from the Petrol Garage just up the Road, I got the sack and nothing materialised after that.

Moving on I have my eye on my Dads Partners Friends Daughter, Bit of a weird one I know, seen her on several occasions now at House Gatherings, For a Dental Nurse/Dancer shes a little Stunner.

So you gonna invite her round, for a bit *ahem* Cluedo?

(12 Dec 2014, 10:26 pm)Andreos1 wrote So you gonna invite her round, for a bit *ahem* Cluedo?

Might do hahaha.

I remember you getting on the 50 once when I was on (and you didn't know me by face), and there was an absolute stunner got on with you. Blonde lass I think she was.