The biology mock this morning started the day off pretty bad. I then realised I hadn't bought lunch on the way to school, so I had to walk to the chippy in the wind and rain  (wouldn't have anything from the school "cafe" as you're not allowed to eat it in classrooms, even though I could eat my chips...). Then after the meeting at the end of the day, I had to wait in the wind for the bus as there's no bus shelter.

However I did get my mock result back in Chemistry, and was reminded of my maths result from last week, so it wasn't all bad  

I missed the 23 by about 5 seconds haha

(12 Jan 2015, 4:19 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote My sister's come in all upset because some bitch at school has been slagging her off...

God, she's only in Year 7 and she's mixing with some of the worst girls ever!

@Andreos - the girl is from Fencehouses!

Are you asking the Dear Leader to punish said girl to a public atomic wedgie on Fencehouses Front Street

Nah, Seriously mate, I hope your sis is ok

(12 Jan 2015, 5:06 pm)MrFozz wrote Are you asking the Dear Leader to punish said girl to a public atomic wedgie on Fencehouses Front Street

Nah, Seriously mate, I hope your sis is ok

I thought the FPF was a non-violent organisation? Andreos watches from his car, accompanied by his kids for backup, as she is pushed over and bludgeoned with a Toblerone by two other FPF comrades. lmfao

She's gone out with my mam to the Arnison Centre for a KFC and 'a chat'...

(12 Jan 2015, 5:08 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote I thought the FPF was a non-violent organisation? Andreos watches from his car, accompanied by his kids for backup, as she is pushed over and bludgeoned with a Toblerone by two other FPF comrades. lmfao[/b]

They are non-violent...To the people who accept there system...

But cross them and the full weight of there authority is brought to bear on them.

1 Example...If you are stopped at Customs at Chilton Moor and dont pay the necessary bribe, depending on the guard the bribe can be as much as 10 quid, 20 Regal and half an ounce of tac, you get spuds hoyed up the exhaust and a pack of silver spoons finest granulated in your petrol tank, the more sadistic border guards will spray you with Super Soakers, strip you to your legs and go down the public wedgie route...Bus Companies, for obvious reasons are exempt from said Customs levy...

If you speak bad of the dear leader in Fencehouses, then it is straight down to the public wedgie...

I must say, They are for the most part peaceful, call for peace and actually actively seek strong relations with Revolutionary Groups

#dearleaderandreos

She's gone out with my mam to the Arnison Centre for a KFC and 'a chat'...

'A Chat'...

Is it the kind of chat that involves winged animals and little buzzy things...

If so

#awkward
#NEBhashtags

Aye the kids form the basis of the FPF Revolutionary Guard.

A trip to the Fencehouses Carwash, for a bath in cold soapy water could be organised.

(12 Jan 2015, 6:21 pm)Andreos1 wrote Aye the kids form the basis of the FPF Revolutionary Guard.

A trip to the Fencehouses Carwash, for a bath in cold soapy water could be organised.

The FPF Youth.

Here's a new route for you Andreos!

(12 Jan 2015, 6:31 pm)ArrivaNE_7522 wrote PB0002717/000 - ARRIVA FENCEHOUSES LTD, 1 ADMIRAL WAY, DOXFORD INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS PARK, SUNDERLAND, SR3 3XP
Registration Accepted
Starting Point: Newcastle Eldon Square
Finish Point: Fencehouses
Via: Regent Centre, Nedderton, Bedlington, Bedlington Station, Stakeford, The Elephant, Ashington Bus Station, North Seaton NSC, Newbiggin Seacrest Road, Cambois, North Blyth, Bedlington Station, Blyth Asda, Blyth Bus Station, Newsham, Boghouses, Shankhouse, Cramlington Manor Walks, Cramlington Railway Station, Northumberlandia, Dinnington, Newcastle International Airport, Ponteland, Kirkley Hall Campus, Ponteland Waitrose, Garden Centre, Newcastle International Airport, Kingston Park Tesco, Gateshead Interchange, Heworth, Sunderland Interchange, Fencehouses Customs
Service Number: X1
Service Type: Limited Stop Express
Effective Date: 20-JAN-15
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It's not direct enough between Fencehouses and Newcastle or the airport, to ensure its passage is a safe one.

The covert OAP pass disrupters, empty bottle discarders and Metro newspaper messerup'ers would have a field day on that bus.

Miss out the Sunderland and Heworth bit, have it operate like the 921 and you could be on to a winner there.

@Jimmi and Fozz - Victor is currently on ITV3.

Richard Wilson: On The Road

(12 Jan 2015, 8:05 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote @Jimmi and Fozz - Victor is currently on ITV3.

Richard Wilson: On The Road

Victor is now probably my unofficial name here on NEB. It's like being back at school when my nickname was Jimmy Neutron.

Surprised ITV3 is showing something that isn't Heartbeat, always on when I go past.

(12 Jan 2015, 8:17 pm)Jimmi wrote Victor is now probably my unofficial name here on NEB. It's like being back at school when my nickname was Jimmy Neutron.

Surprised ITV3 is showing something that isn't Heartbeat, always on when I go past.

Sorry no it's ITV1.

It's hilarious! He's in Durham actually.

PB0002717/000 - ARRIVA FENCEHOUSES LTD, 1 ADMIRAL WAY, DOXFORD INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS PARK, SUNDERLAND, SR3 3XP
Registration Accepted
Starting Point: Newcastle Haymarket
Finish Point: Fencehouses
Via: Morpeth, Alnwick, Berwick, The Coast, Alnwick, Amble, Ashington ©, Blyth, Cramlington, Regent Centre, Newcastle Eldon Square, Gateshead MetroCentre, Dunston, Gateshead, Fencehouses
Service Number: X1 Newcastle-Berwick & Dunston-Fencehouses 518 Berwick-Dunston
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X66 left Middlesbrough late, despite arriving early.

The 5 is likely to be a Solo or MPD and if it is I'll be complaining to Arriva as I'm getting fed up of small buses on the 5/5A.

And some stupid prick tried to pull out JUST in front of the X66 so the driver had to slam hard on the brakes.

Hearing songs about Queen Victoria yes I do live with one is bad enough cause she is my little sister but I love my sister even though she winds her older brother up

A-Level English. All of it. Everything to do with it.

Started mandatory GCSE subjects this week!

I've literally died and gone to hell.

(13 Jan 2015, 4:09 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote Started mandatory GCSE subjects this week!

I've literally died and gone to hell.

Don't you already do them?
Ethics, English, Maths, Science, ICT  PE?

(13 Jan 2015, 3:50 pm)Racer_Experience wrote Hearing songs about Queen Victoria yes I do live with one is bad enough cause she is my little sister but I love my sister even though she winds her older brother up

Bet you can be an old drama at times Bazza

(13 Jan 2015, 4:11 pm)Tom wrote Don't you already do them?
Ethics, English, Maths, Science, ICT  PE?

No, GCSE English, GCSE Maths, GCSE Chemistry/Biology/Physics...

We don't have IT as a mandatory.

(13 Jan 2015, 4:12 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote No, GCSE English, GCSE Maths, GCSE Chemistry/Biology/Physics...

We don't have IT as a mandatory.

Oh right - odd that you start them this early.

We do - I think it's a good idea as most jobs nowadays will involve computers. Ethics is a complete waste of time though.

(13 Jan 2015, 4:15 pm)Tom wrote Oh right - odd that you start them this early.

We do - I think it's a good idea as most jobs nowadays will involve computers. Ethics is a complete waste of time though.

We're an academy, so we don't follow the national curriculum.

We have to pick our options by half term!

Can't stand IT! Hardly anyone picks it at GCSE I've gathered, I personally like RE, although it can be very restricted.

The teachers say 'free speech' and all that, then as soon as you say 'I don't believe in religion or think it's good, and I think it's the biggest problem in the world' (not me, somebody else) you get people having a go telling you to be constructive and give reasons...

Think I'll pick it anyway, the classes are tiny - the naughty kids are forced to do it, so that does add both a good factor (lol at them being removed from the lesson and thrown in isolation) and a negative factor (them being utter twats and just being awful on the whole), and I think it looks quite good on the curriculum...crime and punishment, human rights, etc.

(13 Jan 2015, 4:20 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote We're an academy, so we don't follow the national curriculum.

We have to pick our options by half term!

Can't stand IT! Hardly anyone picks it at GCSE I've gathered, I personally like RE, although it can be very restricted.

The teachers say 'free speech' and all that, then as soon as you say 'I don't believe in religion or think it's good, and I think it's the biggest problem in the world' (not me, somebody else) you get people having a go telling you to be constructive and give reasons...

Think I'll pick it anyway, the classes are tiny - the naughty kids are forced to do it, so that does add both a good factor (lol at them being removed from the lesson and thrown in isolation) and a negative factor (them being utter twats and just being awful on the whole), and I think it looks quite good on the curriculum...crime and punishment, human rights, etc.

Likewise, we have to pick our options before February 13th. 
I have an idea about what I am picking - Business, Geography, German and possibly Computer Science too.

I quite like ICT. We normally do stuff like Spreadsheets, Scratch and Audacity. I like most of them. 

And I'm sure you have to do Ethics/RE? - We'll have it as a form so there will be some disruption
It is normally quite funny though as you said. The teacher we have at present as not control over the class so normally sends them to about four different classes. It would look decent on your record, I agree, but I find it very boring. 

(13 Jan 2015, 4:26 pm)Tom wrote Likewise, we have to pick our options before February 13th. 
I have an idea about what I am picking - Business, Geography, German and possibly Computer Science too.

I quite like ICT. We normally do stuff like Spreadsheets, Scratch and Audacity. I like most of them. 

And I'm sure you have to do Ethics/RE? - We'll have it as a form so there will be some disruption
It is normally quite funny though as you said. The teacher we have at present as not control over the class so normally sends them to about four different classes. It would look decent on your record, I agree, but I find it very boring. 

At my school you can pick it as an option as well.

So we'd have 1 core RE, and 2 option.

(13 Jan 2015, 4:26 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote At my school you can pick it as an option as well.

So we'd have 1 core RE, and 2 option.

We probably do, but I wouldn't bother.

What are you planning on choosing?
Are you doing the English Baccalaureate pathway?

(13 Jan 2015, 4:29 pm)Tom wrote We probably do, but I wouldn't bother.

What are you planning on choosing?
Are you doing the English Baccalaureate pathway?

Yep, think I'm going to head that way. English is my best subject, so I may see if they do Eng. Literature/Language too.

Not sure, can't decide!

Despite being a christian, I hated RE at school, we had to do it at GCSE, although I never got entered for the exam, I made a mockery of my mock RE GCSE...

I Wrote my name, the date and in block capitals 'I AM FISH' loads of times

(13 Jan 2015, 4:30 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote Yep, think I'm going to head that way. English is my best subject, so I may see if they do Eng. Literature/Language too.

Not sure, can't decide!

English Baccalaureate is nothing to do with English
It is just where you have to do a language and a humanities on top of the core subjects. And then you get two or three other options.
I think Business will be important. As for the other one I really don't know. 

(13 Jan 2015, 4:35 pm)Tom wrote English Baccalaureate is nothing to do with English
It is just where you have to do a language and a humanities on top of the core subjects. And then you get two or three other options.
I think Business will be important. As for the other one I really don't know. 

Yeah I was just kidding!
In that case everyone will be doing one. You need a Humanity and a Language - the school couldn't force it down you any further!

I'm picking Business.

(13 Jan 2015, 4:36 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote Yeah I was just kidding!
In that case everyone will be doing one. You need a Humanity and a Language - the school couldn't force it down you any further!

I'm picking Business.

Haha I didn't realise. 

Yeah Business is one of my favourite lessons at the minute anyway. Geography is good too with the teacher I have now.

What language are you picking? I'm guessing you are picking History rather than Geography though.