(24 Apr 2015, 7:54 pm)Jimmi wrote The worst would have been if I was sat on the toilet with my trousers round my ankles as the door is too far away to press my legs against to stop people coming in.
Should have been having a shite. the door opens, you fall on your knees with your arse in the air and you get handed a free can of irn bru. After taking a drink, you wont be bothered that your backside is there for the world to see.