Just popped to Superdrug to buy some KY Jelly.
Unfortunately they had none left, but the assistant responded with: 'Why don't you try Boots?'
I stormed out, unable to understand her logic. I want to slide in, not march in!
RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
Here's a blue one for the Dads.
'Illegitimis non carborundum'