To the arsewipe in Ashington Greggs,
Thank you for forming your own queue then starting to argue with me when the staff say "next please" and I start my transaction. The area to queue is clearly signed and a general observation of how the tills are aligned my show that I was in queue and you weren't.
To the jobsworth at Subway,
No, when I ask for the Salad of the Day and a 6-inch Italian BMT, it doesn't mean that you can put the BMT ingredients into the salad. The salad of today is HAM. NOT ITALIAN BMT. Thanks to you and that I'm not going to pay for a blithering Italian BMT as you've charged me more for the stupid salad, you jobsworth.
To the police,
Just because your driving around in a big Vauxhall, doesn't mean that you can give me dirty looks while you're driving past. I shouldn't be causing any trouble especially when I'm with my mam, brother and sister.
To the ignorant people of Ashington,
Cheers for the dirty looks and asking for me to take their photos with my camera.
Open letter of complaint number 9,999 complete.
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