(13 Jun 2015, 9:33 pm)LeeCalder wrote Some old woman really ruffled my feathers today on the X25.What I would have liked to have done in that situation is say "I haven't had my feet on the seats" then put my feet on the seats to annoy them. Obviously I wouldn't do that as much as I'd like to.
Woman boards the bus with her husband, I'm sat in the seats towards the back of the bus which face each other. These are the only spare seats and then....
Woman: You haven't had your feet on the seats have you?
Me: No, no I haven't.
Woman: Well some people do and I don't believe you.
The woman then proceeds to start wiping down the seat
Woman to husband: "I'm not sitting there, he has had his feet on the seats"
If I say I haven't had my feet on the seats, it's because I haven't had my feet on the f*****g seats!!!!!
No need for that like.