I am in the doghouse with the wife again.
Last night, when she was fast asleep - I quietly sneaked over and carefully removed her tampax. I replaced it with a party pooper - leaving a little bit of the string hanging out.
I am telling you, that woman has no sense of humour at all!
RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
Another blue one for the Dads.
'Illegitimis non carborundum'