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Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
Not in Mother Goose rhymes
Y stands for Yanker.
The self-driving chap,
He greases his pole and
Provokes his own sap.

Absolved of the need of
A quarrelsome wife,
He humps himself nightly
And lives a great life.

Can't ever remember posting this one:

There was once a lady from France
Who took a long train ride by chance.
The engineer fucked her before the conductor
While the fireman came in his pants.

RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*