It started when Chezza was round mine, getting a bit on the side when Ashley Cole was playing away.
Simon was always pestering her and it got to the point, where it was just getting too much.
Cheryl begged me to carry on with it and continue our 'friends with benefits' relationship - but Simon was just too much for me.
However, I am tempted to start a 'Vera' thread and ask if anyone watches that?
