(21 Jul 2015, 10:30 am)S813 FVK wrote There's nowt wrong with Stanley. We get treated like royalty up here. It's the people of Chester-le-Street you need to be scared of!
Your idea of royalty must be different to mine. I bet something from the chip shop for Christmas dinner is standard, I reckon you've got so many bus services because most of the cars up there are stolen or burnt out in the middle of fields; and I also imagine the pigeon is your equivalent of the swan; an animal that is legally protected!
