On my bus to tuition earlier, I asked for a "Child Return to the bus station", he said £1.10... correct price...
The ticket printed... "Adult Single"!? I asked if that was a Child Return, he sharply replied "Are you seriously a child? Kids fares are for under 14s only. You're having that fare or you can get off".
If I wasn't in a rush, I would have got off.
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