A rather amusing post on Sort out the Metro today...
?On the twelfth day of Christmas, My Metro gave to me:
12 hours of delays to service.
11 trains withdrawn from service.
10 days of delays due to low rail adhesion.
9 different stories for disruption with no real info from customer services.
8 carriages so hot their customers were boiled alive.
7 days of power failure with no bus replacement service.
6 thousand people late for GNR due to lack of trains running.
5 thousand "Metro apologises".
4 carriages with faulty doors.
3 customers fainting due to overcrowded carriages.
2 dozen CSAs who are so apathetic that they've resorted to hiding in their mobile games.
And a hundred ticket machines out of service!!!
Well done Metro! ?
