(23 Feb 2016, 8:32 pm)BusLoverMum wrote You couldn't make it up. Sounds like a conversation Alan B'stard would have had.

Incidentally, the Independent will be closing, soon.

'Charge the homeless' he said, taking a deep breath on his cigar and sipping a glass of Port.

Whilst IDS is sitting in the corner, making notes and looking deep in thought about plans he could implement in years to come.