(22 Oct 2013, 8:12 pm)gtomlinson wrote 'bloody twirly time, from now on nothing but bloody slaver'
'Woah hang on, it's not 9.30'
'My watch says 9.28 and I'm the driver of this bus, you can't use this pass'

Often do runs with Stagecoach Sunderland drivers if they ask me to accompany them on their runs, and I just think it's hilarious that those lines (or words to that effect) are still very much in daily use.
Often have to refrain from laughing until the coffin dodgers have sat down and can't hear.
(Sorry to anyone who is a concessionary pass holder and/or of that age on this forum!)